From the ABC website: ABC’S NEW BACHELOR IS TRULY AN OFFICER AND GENTLEMAN, NOT TO MENTION A DOCTOR AND A WORLD CLASS TRIATHLETE I’m calling it…he will have on his uniform, she’ll wear his hat and he’ll sweep her off her feet to the forgo card room. Twenty-five days…and counting!
Can I just say that the best part of last night was the little teaser ABC did for the next Bachelor? HELLO NAVY DOCTOR! That made the torturous series finale of Prince Lorenzo actually worth the two hours we had to sit through for him to pick between the vanilla milkshake and the vanilla milkshake. So many people asked me who I thought he would pick. The truth is that
Top 10 Moments of Women Tell All 1. Lisa: “I’m not as crazy as I appear to be.”2. Agnes: “If Lorenzo like Erica…please…don’t like me.”3. Jami: “You are such a bitch Erica. Dayum. 4. Erica: “I’m perfect the way I am, so I’m going to give myself a rose.”5. Chach: “I think it’s a cow’s penis.”6. Our Host Chris Harrison: “That was a terrible woody.”7. Erica: “Jami is loud, drinks
Let’s begin by saying that I missed you dear reader. I feel like it’s been so long with me being in California and then ABC sneakily aired the Country Music Awards instead of our beloved Bachelor. And with only two episodes left, it will be an entire WHO KNOWS when we see each other again. That makes me a little sad. What can I think about to cheer me up?
I’ve just learned that the Country Music Awards are tonight and the Bachelor will NOT air on ABC. We will have to wait and ENTIRE WEEK to see what happens in the super exotic suites during the super exotic fantasy dates. To forgo or not to forgo…that is the question. In the meantime, feel free to check out some pictures of my recent trip to Cali. I’ll spare the ones