Recaps

‘Dancing with the Stars’ Recap: Bad Girl

Dancing with the Stars Recap 2020Villain Night This week, I’ve decided to write my recap in the form of a series of questions that either affected me or had me puzzled on Villain Night. If you care to comment or answer any of these queries, feel free to leave a message below!  Why does Tyra Banks treat the opening of Dancing with the Stars as a runway? And is it necessary

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Say That You Love Me

Bachelorette Clare Recap | Episode 2 | Hello friends.  It’s taken me a while to recover from the waves of disconcerting moments from Tuesday night. I spent seventy-five-percent of my time rocking back and forth with my head tucked down into my brand new Rose Apothecary t-shirt, groaning for Our Host Chris Harrison to make it stop.  But it didn’t stop. It was an aco taco parade, full of unsettling

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ Recap: So Many Tears

Dancing with the Stars Recap 2020 |Season 29, Episode 6 | There are all sorts of wacky happenings going on in my schedule, thanks to The Bachelorette airing on Tuesday nights instead of Mondays. I’ve never recapped Dancing with the Stars in addition to seasons from the Bachelor franchise at the same time. Traditionally, they are on opposite rotations on ABC and dueling recaps are never an issue. Most of

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: I Love That

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Episode 1 It’s been seven months, dear readers, since we were last metaphorically gathered together around our televisions, watching the hot mess unfold as Peter the Pilot’s mother Barb begged him through snotty tears not to let “her” go. Most of us rolled our eyes and scoffed at the ridiculous nonsense ABC served up on a silver platter.  Little did we know that Barb and her dramatic

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IHGB #183: Meet Bachelorette Clare’s Guys

It’s finally here! The moment we’ve been waiting for! Bachelorette Clare’s guys have officially been announced by ABC and because we are such professionals, Some Guy in Austin and I combed through each bio, critiqued each Instagram account, and performed some light stalking to bring you the latest dirt on 31 men vying for Clare’s heart. Questions we asked ourselves: Is hybrid hair paste is a thing? Why does Brenden

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