Recaps

Bachelor Matt Recap: Cinderella Story

Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 5 | It’s time for the mean girls to hit the road. We no longer wear pink on Wednesdays. Nothing is fetch. Regina George has left the building. This is what we call “cleaning house,” and Matt James has zero qualms about showing both Anna and Queen Victoria exactly where their ridiculous behavior will lead them. Spoiler: the answer is outside of the Neapolitan boarders, sans

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Varsity Blues

Bachelor Matt Recap | Episode 4 | Just when Matt James thinks he’s figured out the business of being the bachelor, Our Host Chris Harrison waltzes in and changes the game. Poor Matty is still super bummed about Sarah’s unexpected decision to return home, that even his fluffy buffalo check fleece can’t assuage the feelings of forlornness. Adding five new women into the mix is a recipe for cataclysmic events. 

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Fifty Shades of James

Bachelor Matt James Recap | Episode 3|  For those of you who have been around this block a few hundred times, you’ll recall that the iHateGreenBeans website adopted a safe word back in 2009 that we use when things get uncomfortable on the show. We want whatever is happening to stop immediately.  That word is pineapple.  I know I shouted it at the screen no less than twenty-seven times in

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Bachelor Matt James Recap: White Splatter Paint Wedding

Bachelor Matt James Recap | Episode 2 | We discovered a lot of interesting information during last night’s episode of Matt James’ season. First, faith is important to our bachelor, and surprisingly, Mike Fleiss has yet to leave details of this reality on the cutting room floor. I find this interesting. Second, Queen Victoria and her blatant over-the-top attitude and sabotaging behavior will be the reason we all utilize the

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IHGB #196: Bachelor Matt — Whatta Man

Happy New Year everyone! Well, it’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new life for Matt James. And he’s feeling good. Want to know why? Because his journey to find love doesn’t involve a hotel that might as well be located on the surface of the sun.  ABC learned its lesson and has moved the show to a luxury resort in Pennsylvania. Instead of having free rein of a prop

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