Boss: “What are you doing Monday and Tuesday?” Lincee: “Watching the Bachelor.” Boss: “I need you to go to Colombia.” Lincee: “As in Ohio?” Boss: “No. That would be Columbus. I need you in Colombia. The country.” Lincee: blank stare Boss: “Great. We’ll talk about details later.”

He loves his tractor. He carries matches around in a Mason jar so he can burn things. He kills snakes… …with his machete Love you Daddy!

This is why I hate green beans.Look…even the one sad little carrot is trying to get away from them, sacrificing himself by touching the ham juice. (I’m at the hospital just hours after my dear friend Rebecca had her new baby girl…and this is what I take a picture of. I’m such a good friend.)

I’m back from the Ukraine and feeling a little groggy. Yes, the flight home was 11 hours and yes the pregnant women who sat both in front of me and back of me threw up different parts of the flight, but that’s neither here nor there. I think my body is still trying to filter out the Vodka. And there was a lot of it. On my last night in

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