Charge up the toothbrush Rover…Mama’s comin’ home

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Seriously?  Seriously Shannon?  You tell everyone on national TV that you are going home to brush your dog’s teeth with an electric toothbrush and then you are going to French kiss him.

French kiss. 

TMI my stalkery friend.  TMI…

Now let’s be honest for one second.  How many of you ladies out there are rockin’ the side pony tail this fine morning?  Be honest!  I totally am.  And don’t worry about my neck.  It’s not getting cold.  Because I have my colorful whimsy scarf to protect it from the chilly Houston air. 

I’m so now.

There’s a ton to discuss about last night’s episode.  Shannon is a full recap on her own between the snot rag, death stares and doily dress her great-great grandmother once wore to celebrate her arrival in the New World. 

Feel free to discuss below.  Recap is coming up later!

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Reno
Reno

I had to change the channel so many times last night. Painfully embarrassing…

CeeCee
CeeCee

Hi Lincee…. Shannon’s dog here….No need to worry about me. Like Jason, I’m just not that into her!

Paige from Atlanta
Paige from Atlanta

I would like to believe that the girls somehow read this blog and then transported themselves back in time and ALL wore the side ponytail to play a joke on us. Otherwise, I have to worry about the fashion future.

Pat
Pat

New poster here…love the site! And…Oh, I know!!! The french kiss comment was so weird. Just when I thought she couldn’t get any weirderer! But what about my favorite moment of the show last night when Jason sent Nikki home and was left with his aunt eyebrows. He KNEW he was going to have to kiss her but he SO didn’t want to. He got her up to dance so she wouldn’t jump his bones immediately. Then she giggled nervously and told him she wanted to kiss him…he STILL couldn’t bring himself to do it! But then he realized that the only way past it was through it so he tried a little wierd closed mouthed press. It was too insane!

met0813
met0813

I admit, I don’t know how this website/advertising thing works, but HIGH-LARIOUS that the “Ads by Google” section above shows only ads about toothbrushes and white teeth!

Can’t wait for the full recap…such good trainwreck-watching last night!

Shelley
Shelley

Oh my good Lord! So much about last nights episode was SO bad! My sister literally left the room several times, but I’m a trooper and even though I didn’t want to see it I also couldn’t turn away! I know it has been pointed out many times but last night I just could not get past Nikki’s sideburns! WHY would she do that!? And then I wanted to punch her in her beauty queen mouth when she pretty much said that sweet little Stephanie had “already had her turn” because she’s been married and already has a child? Seriously? The only time it would be appropriate to say that is if Stephanie had cheated on her husband and then abandoned him and the child. That was so uncalled for. Nikki only wanted to win and she thinks she old and she’s scared. Honestly, I feel sorry for her because she thinks she’s not good enough and that’s not true, she just wasn’t the one for Jason. I think she may need some extra time with the ABC Psychologist. And I can’t even begin to discuss Shannon….I’m just glad she didn’t lose it when she didn’t get a rose. And so glad Megan and Lauren are both gone! I love that Jason didn’t give out the last rose! Okay, I’m stopping now even though I have so much more I could say, Lincee will say it better than I ever could!

Susan
Susan

Agree, Reno. I actually buried my head in the sofa when Stephanie was singing her opera to Jason.
Another topic… I think Molly is adorable, but was it rude that she emphasized that she “just got home” and “got no sleep” to the other girls? She clearly won; she could have toned it down.

Susan
Susan

Sorry if I’m way behind on this (I’m a new poster too), but have you all discussed that if Megan is 25 then I am not old enough for a driver’s license. I said it about five times last night until finally (to shut me up), my husband agreed she could pass for a beautiful 45.

MarriedWithEyes
MarriedWithEyes

Didn’t Shannon say her dog was female???

miss yvonne
miss yvonne

I can’t even comment on last nights show as it was one CRAY ZEE trainwreck! Where do they find this gals? Mr. Melba is getting a LOTof love and continuous DRAMA, weekly! He kind of has the deer in the headlights look, doesn’t he?

Have fun with this weeks show, Lincee!

Aunt B
Aunt B

Those sideburns! Pretty sure they are cheek pasties hiding a really ugly mole (or sumthin’)….they don’t even look like real hair!

AND! There’s nothing like puttin’ your finger three knuckles up your nose and pulling out a lugie on a black napkin to warm a guy up for a kiss…..I’m just sayin’….and don’t even think about a “bless her heart” for that display of ignorance….pretty sure a long, wet toot would have been better….could have blamed that on the dog at home with bad breath…

JenJen
JenJen

Miss Mississippi and Miss Texas we will have to ask you to be excused, Miss Illinois is unable to compete with you…..

Pat
Pat

Susan, yeah, Megan’s age has been a topic here and you are so right! Did you notice that Jason DIDN’T kiss her? (about the only one he didn’t kiss) even when she grabbed his neck. He just pulled back and said “what?, what?” (as if to say,”I know you want to kiss me but I don’t want to kiss you so now I’m going to pretend that I don’t know what you want”) as he stared at her. He’s not super smooth but he’s Jason.

Shelley
Shelley

Oh and the ponytails, dear God the ponytails! The side pony, the curled pony, the slightly askwed pony, they did all have one thing incommon, the unbrushed pony! I mean, Mollie’s at the rose cermony? Really? Looked like she was still rocking the ponytail she wore home from her little campout-makeout with Jason. She might think she has it in the bag cause of what may or may not have happened in that tent but I’m gonna need her to put forth a little effort anyway!

Becca
Becca

I can’t wait for your recap!! I too was wondering about the side pony and scarf trend that the girls this season seem to be rockin’. Can’t WAIT to read your rendition of Shannon’s snot rag incident (which I think goes down as the GROSSEST moment in Bachelor history)!

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