CONFIRMED!

I have just confirmed with our host Chris Harrison that the rumors are indeed true. There will NOT be a Women Tell All episode airing before or after the final rose ceremony, due to timing, scheduling and May sweeps.

I hate that we will miss out on our host’s comedic timing with zingy one-liners and gag reel contributions. What I would give to see Psycho Stephanie and her boobs squirm in the hot seat. Or for Chris to offer Nicole $20 to yell, “PUNKY POWER” to the top of her lungs. Are the twins still BFF? Does Amber feel guilty that her principal stepped down as a result of her participation in the show? Would Bevin have worn Spanx? Was Tina going to treat the audience to a spiritual rendition of “You’re a Grand Old Flag?”

The world will never know.

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Anonymous
Anonymous

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Can we start some kind of petition?? Can we loyal fans at least log on to see a WTA on abc.com??? PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!!! Did they even tape one? I’m so disappointed.

Chris Harrison, say it ain’t so!

Meems
Meems

sad *sniff sniff*

Anonymous
Anonymous

I’m willing to bet serious money they couldn’t get enough of the rejects (especially the whack-jobs) to show, and the argument that it would be in any contract they sign doesn’t fly. A good attorney could successfully argue against such a clause, simply by saying that his/her client didn’t intend by agreeing to be ridiculed, humiliated, etc. Clearly the WTA show was one of the more popular episodes of the series!

Anonymous
Anonymous

well nuts. TWTA was my favorite! It’s Our Host Chris Harrison’s time to shine. And we had sooo many girls to look forward to this season! Oh well.

Anonymous
Anonymous

While disappointed that there is no WTA this season, I have to say, this is the funniest post this season. Reminds me of Lincee’s humor from back in the email-days.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Is it pitiful that I can’t WAIT for tonight???

Anonymous
Anonymous

I agree, anonymous 2:01. This was my favorite post of the season – too funny!

Amanda's got Baby Bangs
Amanda's got Baby Bangs

This sounds completely idiotic, but the only reason I’m watching the Bachelor this season is so I can enjoy your blog. You are so funny!

Angela
Angela

Well that’s a bummer!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Can someone fill me in on the principal thing? I’m in the dark?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yeah–I came to this blog late and now I wonder what happened.
Do tell.

Anonymous
Anonymous

The principal at Amber’s school was chewed out for giving Amber 22 days off and allowing ABC to come film the kids at the school. It didn’t sound like even the principal knew why Amber needed the time off. I got the sense from the ABC 13 story tonight that the principal was fired, but maybe she resigned. Anyway, she has a lawyer and is petitioning (with the support of the PTO president and other parents) for her job back.

Anonymous
Anonymous

No WTA!? Very funny post Lincee, classic!
And, you have some crazy material to work with after tonight’s show!!
Did you keep track of the number of times Amber rolled her eyes back into her head tonight? Eww! But, bless her heart….that limo ride home…poor girl.

Ko-Ko from Mo City
Ko-Ko from Mo City

Yes, Amber boo-hooed and rolled those eyes to no end. But, did you notice Bevin and her dad had a joint moment of choke up. I kinda need dad to man up!!

Anonymous
Anonymous

I can’t believe that there will not a WTA. That is my second favorite part of the season (Lincee’s blog being the first). What are we to do? I agree with the petition idea., I want to hear Tina sing!!! It would be CLASSIC!!!! I don’t know if I can handle this!!!!

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