Dancing with the Stars recap: Finals

Dancing with the Stars recap: The Finals Part 1

The two-part Dancing with the Stars finale opened with a confession from Erin Andrews that she was physically unable to lift her arms thanks to the bounds of her tight, hot pink dress. I thought she was going to confess that there was a high likelihood the audience would see her boobs by the end of the night. Her dress made me more nervous that Gleb and Jana dancing with that long piece of material. Then Erin compared herself to the little brother from A Christmas Story, which didn’t make sense because Randy was unable to put his arms down. Is today opposite day? Tom Bergeron moved on as if that conversation never happened. I used it as the intro to my recap. To each his own.

REDEMPTION DANCES

Calvin and Lindsay
Viennese Waltz
“I Am Your Man” by Ryan Snow
Calvin and Lindsay danced the Viennese waltz way back in week 3 and the judges wanted to see how much he’s improved. The wardrobe department draped Lindsay in head-to-toe lavender silk and dresses Calvin to match. There were lots of rises and falls, twists and twirls, but in true Calvin fashion, he flirted with the lights near the edge of the stage again. I feared they were going to run out of ballroom space like they did last week, but my anxiety was assuaged by Calvin’s glittery collar. It was a proper Viennese waltz, but a touch boring. Officer Carrie Ann issued a lift ticket and docked them a point because that’s what she does. No one cared because Calvin’s little boy stole the show by surprising his dad and making Calvin cry. I cried with them. He may be sweaty, but he’s Megatron and loves his kids. Pay no attention to the sour look on Lindsay’s face right now.
SCORE: 35

Jana and Gleb
Tango
“Stay the Night” by Zedd
Remember when Jana tore her inner rib muscle thingy and suffered through a dark, sultry tango once upon a time? The judges would like to see her do that dance again. It’s too bad Gleb has the flu. He sent Alan to do camera blocking. Instead of praising Alan for stepping up to learn the dance the HOUR before, Jana seemed more irritated that Alan wasn’t Gleb. I understand her frustration. Gleb is hot and I wouldn’t mind if he spread his flu germs on me at all. This scenario became a reality when Gleb took the dance floor with Jana among a sea of weird green and red lasers. They were also tangoing on a small stage. I felt like they never really attacked the dance (fear of falling off?) until they descended the stairs and finished the routine on a normal level. I liked the club music they were dancing to about as much as I liked Jana’s nude heels. Read: I didn’t like either. Gleb looked like he was sick. Jana looked like she knew Gleb looked like he was sick. Carrie Ann only watched their feet so she could report that Jana’s foot did indeed come off the floor. NO POINT FOR YOU! Erin made them bedazzled surgical masks, but couldn’t hand them over because again, she can’t lift her arms. It was all very awkward. I hid behind the couch cushion.
SCORE: 35

Since this was a two-hour show and the producers had some time to kill, Witney and Jenna and a mysterious male JV player introduced the audience to the art form known as J-A-Z-Z! The girls were in Single Lady bodysuits, but my eye was immediately drawn to the dude who popped and locked his way around the girls with ease. Tom told me his name was Jeremy. Tom also pointed to an older gentleman in the audience, announcing that “The famous Norman Lear is in the audience!” I’ll give you once guess who I Google’d first.

Laurie and Val
Paso Doble
“Wicked Ones” by DOROTHY
Laurie slays anything she touches, so the judges are forced to make her dance one of the least popular genres on the show. When Laurie and Val danced the paso before, Julianne complained that they didn’t have enough chemistry. Who cares that he’s twice her age and it’s illegal for them to date? She wants to see fake passion! Val gave Laurie the best advice he could muster, “You know the steps. Just do them better.” Right. Val chose a transparent shirt and slicked his hair back. Laurie was some sort of vixen with a huge neck adornment. I’m not sure why the bare trees from Halloween were re-purposed, but it worked. There was a lot of fire and focus. Val acts as if he’s a proud dad when Laurie is interviewed. He didn’t even flinch when they didn’t get a perfect score. His little girl is growing up!
SCORE: 38

Look! It’s the band Train! I had no idea they were still around. Good for them. I fast forwarded.

James and Sharna
Foxtrot
“It Had To Be You” by Harry Connick, Jr.
Here’s the deal with Sharna: She loves a production. In this instance, I didn’t think they needed the pomp and circumstance. With that said, I loved the idea of Sharna playing a librarian and James playing a nerd. She understands that he can pull off a character, so she plays to that strength. Couple that fact with a sentimental song everyone knows and loves (is that just me?) and you’ve got the makings of a perfect score. Unless you trip in the middle of it. OH HOW THIS PAINED ME! The routine was flawless otherwise. Even the judges were annoyed, except Bruno who pretended he didn’t see the bobble.
SCORE: 37

FREESTYLE DANCES

Anything goes in this portion of the competition. Carrie Ann hates it because she has no grounds for taking off points for lifts. The pros are freaking out because they have to come up with ideas that haven’t been done before in 23 season. Good luck with that.

Jana and Gleb
Contemporary
“Unstoppable” by Sia
Right off the bat, I thought Gleb choosing contemporary for their freestyle dance was a mistake. It’s not that Jana can’t pull it off, she can. And I understand that he probably wanted to choreograph something opposite of the tango they just performed. But I feel they should have stayed in their sultry wheelhouse. They work best in a smoldering atmosphere. I also appreciate the idea of having a piece of material connecting them. You can do a lot of cool stuff with that piece of rope, but people like me also watch the entire dance completely nervous that someone is going to slip or fall or trip on the prop. I miss the emotion because I’m uncomfortable that my butt is clenched. Although he didn’t technically trip, Gleb did nearly drop Jana mid-dance. He was running with her on his shoulder and he just stumbled over air. Everything went downhill after that.
SCORE: 36

Calvin and Lindsay
Everything but the Kitchen Sink
“I Want You Back” by The Jackson 5 / “Please Mr. Postman” by The Marvelettes
This is what I’m talking about. Lindsay knows that Calvin’s strengths are, well, his literal strength. And his energy. Plus, his smile can earns points by itself. Squash all that together in a jazz, lindy, jive routine of happiness and you have Calvin’s personality in dance form. Add a treadmill to that business and you have entertainment. I was thankful that Lindsay’s weird outfit turned out to be a cute red dress from the ‘60s once Calvin pulled a string and it magically came tumbling down. The JV dancers were all over the place as Calvin notoriously flipped Lindsay up, around and once straight over his head. It’s a good thing Alan was back there to catch her. I’m going to save you from awkwardness that was “the trombone incident” during Erin’s post-dance interview. Epic fail.
SCORE: 40

Again, the producers had to kill some time, so they pimped out their very own Mandy Moore who choreographed the dance sequences in the upcoming movie La La Land starring Emma Stone and my boy Ryan Gosling. I love Mandy Moore. Ever since she came on the scene in So You Think You Can Dance, I’ve lightly stalked her career. She’s amazing. Check out her work in the La La Land trailer here:

Laurie and Val
A Little Bit of Everything
“Brand New” by Ben Rector
Val reminded Laurie that she is an amazing dancer, but that won’t necessarily win the mirrorball trophy. It’s all about the freestyle. And since her dancing is way above average, he decided to choreograph their routine in a makeshift playground, complete with merry-go-round, slide and a gaggle of JV dancers. At first I thought they were going to do a Harry Potter dance because I swear the Gryffindor crest was on Val’s sweater vest. But it ended up being your basic, joy-filled number with a bit of tumbling and zero mistakes. I didn’t really understand all of the leaves falling, but I decided not to care when Laurie busted out a front aeriel. You know she does this on the balance beam, right? Give her a real challenge, Val!
SCORE: 40

Sharna and James
Contemporary
“Beethoven’s 5 Secrets” by The Piano Guys
I admit I was a bit bummed when Sharna announced that she would be pulling freestyle inspiration from James’ car wreck. We’ve been down this road several times. But then James said that there was a period of time when he blacked out. Sharna was going to choreograph that piece of his story as guardian angels who protected him from death. From that moment, I rooted for this routine to be good. And it was. James narrated his story for about 15 seconds, explaining that he should have died. Sharna wrapped herself around him, there was silence and then a troupe of JV dancers came in to symbolize the light fighting the darkness. The routine ended with Sharna wrapped in the exact position she had been in earlier and James standing tall — alive. It was smart, creative, loving, emotional, well-danced and it didn’t hurt that his shirt was open, displaying a sculpted set of abs. As Bruno said, “It will be an unforgettable Dancing with the Stars moment.” I agree. I want James to win. I’m also really hoping Sharna wins her first trophy too!

Erin and Tom quickly announce that Laurie and Calvin made it to the finals. At that moment, Jana knew that it was her time to leave. She was right. She really did grow this season and it’s clear she is coming out the other side stronger.

It’s go time. Who do you think is going to win? Are you rooting for Calvin, Laurie or James? Vote below!


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Lori
Lori

I really like the final three. I feel that Calvin has been underscored all season. Really hope Kenny Mayne is back with Dance Center. That segment makes me laugh.

Skylar
Skylar

YES!!! They need Dance Center now more than ever since Jeremy Rice and Calvin have a close connection!

Skylar
Skylar

I didn’t (and still don’t) know who The famous Norman Lear is. I didn’t bother looking it up. Tom should have told us.

Jenna’s constant complaining while learning the dances, and the “i’m not a dancer!” whine has been driving me insane all season!! It took too long IMO for her to be voted off.

James’ dance last night reminded me a lot of Nyle’s dance with the silent portion last season. I thought it was beautiful that Sharna choreographed it so you had to literally pause and catch your breath to see what was next – much like James did while going through the experience. I loved that the music was from The Piano Guys. I loooove them so much (and had been thinking and praying for Jon Schmidt’s daughter whose body was recently found after being missing for many days while hiking) and it was so fitting for the dance.

I hope James wins. He sits for a living. If someone’s the most out of their comfort zone, it’s him!!!

Ann
Ann

Norman Lear is only one of the most successful TV producers/writers ever, having conceived such revolutionary shows as “All in the Family” and “The Jeffersons.” (Yes, they were revolutionary in their time.) He also was a founder of People for the American Way, which is an organization devoted to the protection of First Amendment rights. He was worth the recognition and some applause last night.

Helen
Helen

Yeah, its unfortunate, but you have to be at least over 40 to know who Norman Lear is. And yes, I am, and I did know who he was. Iconic TV producer, his heydey was in the seventies and he inspired many TV people who produced and wrote shows after him. I recently watched some old All in the Family episodes, and I always marvel at what they were allowed to get away with then. Young people, worth a watch if you can find them (Crackle has some episodes). Funnier than anything you will see today, and I am telling you, Archie Bunker makes Donald Trump look like the most politically correct man you could ever meet.

Jen
Jen

I’m glad these are the final three – they are the best in my opinion. I don’t think Calvin will win, but he is definitely my favorite.

Aimee
Aimee

Loved last night and I just love the final 3! They all are so good and bring different qualities. I loved all 3 of their freestyle dances too! I just loved the moving sidewalk in Calvins! So creative and I felt like I was in a musical! Lori was great too – that girl can just can dance and presence to her that you just can’t describe. I cried through James’ dance. So emotional and raw. He truly is an inspiration to others of never giving up and pushing through. Jana was very good too – I love her emotion. She just was in a very tough season. GREAT recap and can’t wait to see who wins tonight. I am pulling for all of them!! 🙂

ps… I did think Erin’s dress was pretty, but it was so awkward watching her interview people. I do give her props for not taking her self to serious in what I assume was a clothing malfunction!

Alison
Alison

If Calvin can dress like a Cat on Broadway, Kenny Mayne and Jerry Rice need to BRING IT on the DanceCenter costumes — really hope they will be back! I love Calvin and am glad he made it to the final, I agree he was underscored and I was afraid it could catch up with him at some point. It is the right final 3. I think it is Laurie or James for the win, and I’m really hoping it is James because he was such a surprise and improved so much, and Sharna deserves a win too!

Sha
Sha

While I hope that Laurie wins tonight, deep down I know it will be James and I’m okay with that. He has had a phenomenal season and for someone who has never danced before, WOW! The two best freestyles last nice belonged to Calvin & Lindsay and James & Sharna. They were amazing!

DeeDee
DeeDee

Love the final three that were voted to compete for the mirrorball–I can’t wait to see who will take it home!! I thought Erin Andrews was a hoot last night joking around about her dress. She just doesn’t take herself too seriously and I really like that about her. She just seems like someone I’d want to be friends with and hang out. 🙂

Corrie
Corrie

The leaves were a metaphor of the changing of the seasons and as seasons change we age. Remember to stay young and make leaf or snow angels while you still can. Major motif in poetry I studied in high school. Remember when winter came in poetry death was on the brink. Leaves represent Autum the next phase before death. I didn’t know Val was so poetic. Makes me love him even more.

Corrie
Corrie

And, agreed. The slow mo on Laurie’s ariel flip was so funny as if she would not land it! Balance beam at Olympics or DWTS full floor? I bet she ariels into bed every night just for fun!

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