Don’t tease me ABC…

It never fails. Every time I have a work trip that drops me in a remote location which boasts little to no communication methods (other than interviewing the dude who was lucky enough to schlep me around the entire state of North Dakota in his F150), the entertainment world explodes with a life-changing announcement.

No, I’m not talking about Gale proposing to Hanna Montana. I’m talking about CLICK HERE.

Once I returned to the greater metropolitan of Williston, my phone blew up with texts, Facebook messages, tweets, phone calls and emails letting me know that my beloved Roberto was being considered as the next bachelor.

I immediately began to perspire and my throat became sort of thick thinking about the possibility of the inevitable episode one “getting to know you” b-roll package that includes a montage of Roberto throwing a baseball, running shirtless on a beach and so-help-me-Lord infamous shower scene as he talks about being ready to finally find true love. Then I took a few deep breaths and a step back.

Let’s take a realistic look at the facts. Yes I take full credit for wishing this into existence. Also, I’m sure that my “I miss Roberto” shout outs were somehow factored into a focus group session somewhere in Hollywood to prove that he has a fan base.

In order to not jinx possibly the best decision ABC ever made, I’m choosing to refrain from shouting from the rooftops. At this time, I’ll smile quietly on the inside. While filling out an online application.

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Lyn in Denver
Lyn in Denver

How can we get Lincee on the show?!?

Alison
Alison

A whole season of EN FUEGO. Be still my heart! Lincee- fill out that application on behalf of us taken ladies who can’t!

nancy
nancy

Lincee – now that you and OHCH are so close (what with the exchanged wave at The WTA taping and your Twitter exchanges) you have GOT to make Roberto happen! And of course, you MUST be one of the 25 vying for his affections. Have you started working on your limo exit/gimmick yet ; )

Deb
Deb

I would watch again for a season of En Fuego…

Brandy
Brandy

Oh Lincee! If this pans out that would be so awesome! All us greenbeaners need to start a campaign with ABC to get Lincee on as one of the chicks if this happens! 🙂

Brandy
Brandy

Lincee could get out of the limo and chuck a fast baseball at Roberto. Of course, that would be with the hope that he is quick enough to catch it and not get clocked in the face! 🙂 LOL!

Kristin
Kristin

I bet they will show hardly any abdominal scenes. I mean, remember Brad? All we had to look forward to was his abs, and we hardly ever got to see them. Instead, we were stuck with Ashley’s Build-A-Bear shorts…

AmyA

BUUUTT, Y’aaaall…. who would do the recaps if LIncee landed a spot among those 25?? She wouldn’t be allowed to even talk about the entire season, much less throw in her snarky wit for all of us to enjoy.

AmyA

besides…as WONDERFUL as I truly believe Roberto could be…I have yet to see evidence that he is a God-fearing cowboy.

Cate
Cate

Oh Lincee you were the VERY first person I thought of when I read that Roberto was being considered for a return gig! I knew that would make your day 🙂

Get busy applying!!

Amanda
Amanda

Facebook campaign? How much would I love to see Lincee and Harrison interacting on TV? Great TV.

Robbie
Robbie

ABC, do whatever it takes to make Roberto say yes! Lincee, you would be icing on the cake.

Kim
Kim

Lincee, I think Roberto should just mary you now and save all the heartache and drama and get a great southern girl with you! Your kids would be adorable! Just sayin’….

judy b.
judy b.

Did you see that Ali was a judge in the Miss USA pageant? Seriously?!?

Connie
Connie

L + R = 4EVR (Kim, you are right about their babies!)

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