Happy Birthday to Our Host Chris Harrison

It’s your day, Our Host Chris Harrison, and I hope you celebrate with style. My first suggestion would be to call Soulja Boy (we all know he’s on speed dial), have him crank back three times and hook you up with your own personal rap video. Then I’d jet to Atlantic City for lunch with Manny and Jan. (You gotta love those two crazy kids.) A quick jaunt over to Oregon for a nose adjustment (No worries…Chris’ dad provides the snot balloon) and you’re ready for a night on the town!

Quick favor: when you blow out the candles on your birthday cake, could you do your favorite recapper a solid and wish for this?

Dream Come True

PS: I’m glad you were born.

Our Host Chris Harrison from Lincee Ray on Vimeo.


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