Recap coming up momentarily. I’m still trying to recover from the tight camera shot of Kelly’s boobs.
Seriously – what was with the boob shot!!!!! I was so covering my face with my pillow!!!! Anyway – can’t wait for the posting – last night was classic!
Anyone else thinking Sir Matt is keeping Shayne around so he can meet her “famous” parents/family?
HA! Not sure – but can’t believe he kept Noelle. He hasn’t even kissed her yet – but he has pretty much mauled the rest of the girls! Glad that peep-show and LeeLee wanna-be are gone, though. There must be more to Marshawna…but the convo with Matty and Holly was pretty boring.
Hilarious with Holly…
Matt: “I have a serious side as well, I’m interested with what is going on in Iraq, the Brazilian market..etc”
Holly: “I have a serious side too, I like to watch movies!!!”
yeah..that pretty much sealed it!!
I think Noelle may be the “cinderella team”…to use a phrase I have heard a lot lately!
OMG!! What was with the boob shot! Did anyone even understand what she said?!?!?!? I’m a little disappointed that he got rid of peep-show Kelly; I think Lincee would’ve had some interesting footage to work with if he’d kept her around.
Not sure about Noelle…don’t see the connection, but THANKS GOODNESS singing girl is gone! Did she seriously sing on her farewell speech???
Looking forward to the post!
Stacy – I heard what drunken Kelly said right up til the boob shot, but when she started to fall off the couch and shove the coffee table over, whatever she said went right out the window…
I don’t think I’m a fan of baby talk (I’ve seen it mentioned here pertaining to Shayne, but I’m not sure I get the connection, although I’m told by a couple of guys watching the show — they lost a bet — that she’s by far the most alluring of all the women, and evidently it has much to do with the way she talks to Matt), but I have to confess that the girl is growing on me, in spite of the speaking. I especially appreciated that she was direct with Holly last night, and it’s clear that many of the women have developed a closeness I don’t remember from previous editions of the show. Perhaps this has something to do with the fact that they are all pretty close in age (I seem to recall on previous editions the ages varied widely), but it may also be that Matt doesn’t seem interested in pitting one against another. I believe last night’s 2-on-1 date was indeed painful for him, although in that case I believe he made the wrong choice.
On that same subject, watching him kiss Marshana is unpleasant — I can’t put my finger on it, whether it’s that it seems forced and unnatural to them, or whether it’s the disparity in their lip sizes and facial features — hard to say. On the one hand I’m pleased that the “token symbol of diversity” has gone further than the first or second round (and thereby dispelling, at least for this edition, the notion that she was indeed the “token”), and I have to say that Marshana’s comments in support of her being chosen were intelligent and insightful, but somehow I don’t see the chemistry, and I have seriously considered my thoughts before sharing them, for precisely this reason. Lincee, I know this can be an explosive subject, but it would be helpful to hear what you and others think of this.
The decision to send Boobs and Off-Key home was one of the best he’s made thus far, and it never ceases to amaze me how self-deluded many of these women are about their connection with the Bachelor, and the “value” of their attributes. Clearly Matt isn’t charmed by overtly sexual come-ons (to his lasting credit, IMO), and if Boobs had been paying even a scintilla of attention, she’d have figured that out. Now THAT and the serenade were last night’s cover-my-face moments for me!
Anyone think it looked like Marshana was going to eat the Bachelor last night?
Ashlee – oh.my. Just OH.MY. I understand the girl is young – but she’s 22 not 12. How in the world does she not know what “take it in stride” means? And that whole “hee hee hee hee We could make things work! Hee hee Tee Hee” non-answer to the bachelor’s question about them being together/her moving to London. Terrible.
And no WAY did she sing herself out between hyperventilating tears at the end. No.WAY. I’m sorry but that will go down in history as one of the best bachelor farewell speeches ever! It was actually so cheesy/funny that it almost seemed staged. Like little Miss “I’m here b/c I’m in love” Ashlee wanted to get ONE more shot at promoting her music before hitting the road.
I know that Robin wants everyone to think that she’s soooo worldly and intelligent…but what was with the “WimbleTon” comment? If she is as tennis savvy as she claims to be, she would have at least pronounced the name right. And seriously…how many times does she really need to say that her parents have a “TEA MAKER….It’s like a big coffee maker…. but for TEA. Did I mention that it’s big and makes tea?”
I am so reluctant to admit this…even to myself, but Shayne is growing on me. I loved that she confronted Robin in such an honest way. She’s not afraid to tell it like it is, which I find endearing. The terrible shoes have to go, but she is starting to make some headway in the respect department. And I didn’t want to like her, darn it!
So glad that crazy drunken Kelly and picker Ashley are gone. I was shocked when he chose Marshana over Holly, but after their conversation where he told her he liked challenging questions and she couldn’t come up with one, I had a feeling she was a goner. Too bad because she was so cute. But if Matt is serious about finding a wife, and he does seem to be, then he got rid of the one that he couldn’t have an intelligent conversation with.
Chris…ha ha ha ha!! I said that last night about Shayne…she always is curled up in a ball! Her voice..ugh!! She seems very needy!
You’re giving me ‘momentarily’ as in Mom-time when I was six years old and wanted some ice cream.
*Refresh* Refresh* Refresh*
I don’t watch the Bachelor, I just read your RECAPS! That must have been some set of boobs if “momentarily” is this long! Come on Man! Throw me a bone! The comments above are hilarious but I need to get the whole story.
You gotta admit, that was one hell of a bra Kelly was rocking last night. I guess if you’re gonna show it on national TV, might as well go all out!
you gotta give it to shayne though for whipping out those 2 double back handsprings….who knew
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