Luck be a lady
Thanks to everyone who let me know that the Bachelorettes are up on ABC’s website. Because it is the most wonderful time of the year with halls requiring decking and jingle bells needing some rocking, I can’t seem to carve out a few spare hours to truly pour over the wealth of information displayed on these very special bios.
With that said, I was completely sucked in by “Do you have any tattoos and where are they located?”
Thank you ABC intern. Thank you for regurgitating that question from last season’s bio questionnaire. I know I will have a more fulfilled viewing experience come January 3 when I recall that both Renee
have tattoos of shamrocks in “private” locations.
Both of them. Shamrocks. In private areas.
There are about a thousand puns running through my head right now.
Best. Show. Ever.