Men Tell All
“It’s all about peace, love and music.”
That’s how the young, granola girl who was sitting next to me explained the Newport Folk Festival tonight. You see, while you were watching Our Host grill the men of Ashley’s season, I was being schooled on the essence of “folk” by a 17-year-old who recently stopped shaving her legs and armpits because this will somehow reduce her carbon footprint on the world.
Clearly, we all had an entertaining night, but I’m going to need YOU to recap the Men Tell All in the comment section. What happened? Did Ames wear something adorable? Was Harrison dashing? Did he say something about me on national TV? Is Ashley happily married? Was Greek Groban pimped out as the next Bachelor?
I NEED DETAILS!