OH HAPPY DAY!

According to several gossip sites, Molly and Jason’s wedding will be televised on March 8th. 

Set your DVRs NOW people. 

ABC has arranged TWO WHOLE HOURS of prime time television for us to enjoy the happy couple tie the knot. 

I am praying to the good Lord that Our Host Chris Harrison will call the wedding like he did for Trista and Ryan.  And here’s hoping that Melissa Rycroft and her new hubby will provide color commentary.  Oh!  And maybe Hotter than Crap Brad can man the open bar at the reception.  Yeah!  And Break Dancer Mike can entertain on the dance floor.  He can bring his twin.  Who is dating DDAHnna.  And she can catch the bouquet.  And this time next year, we’ll all meet back here to celebrate their wedding on national TV.

Good plan.

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Jan
Jan

Really? Woww! By Gosh and By Golly, Jason is marrying Molly! Big Whoopty Doo….is this what the Girl who gets the after the final rose, rose gets as a consolation prize? Free wedding! How contrived is that? I will watch and appreciate Lincee’s recap more than you will know. 🙂

Molly
Molly

Oh come on guys – he’s happy, Melissa’s happy, Molly’s happy – let it go! It all ended up fine in the end and for the better so can’t we just be happy for someone’s marriage?! Congrats to them both and I will be watching!

kwally
kwally

This March 8th? Oh puke, that is my second wedding anniversary! They better not taint the date…

Shannon
Shannon

Uhm, does anyone else notice the incredible awkwardness that is this couple’s photo? Jason looks like he’s begging the camera guy “Are you sure I have to kiss her? I don’t know if this is comfortable for me.” Meanwhile, Molly is dragging his head down to rape kiss the guy. He’s flighty Molly!! You can’t make any sudden moves with Melba!

Kat
Kat

I just threw up … in my stomach, which is what Ali would say! 🙂
I lost all respect for Jason…..don’t think I’ll be watching.

Rachel
Rachel

GAG. Wonder how much $$$ they are making from this? I would pretend marry some melba toast (no seriously…actual melba toast) for some cash.

yup
yup

Sicktastic!

Mallory
Mallory

Gag me. PLEASE. What happened to they want a private life and just want the reporters to go away? I’ll tell you. This is just another example that they are lying famewhores. Poor Ty!

Mallory
Mallory

Lincee, will you recap this sham? If so, I’ll definitely come here for that! But watch? HELL NO.

Kristi
Kristi

Lincee MUST recap…. that will be the best part of the whole fiasco….

Tina
Tina

It’s true…
http://www.mlive.com/tv/index.ssf/2010/01/grand_rapids_molly_malaney_wil.html

While I’m not a fan of either, I’ll be watching on March 8th. However, if they think this will garner the viewership that Trista and Ryan’s wedding had (17 million viewers?!), I think they are going to be very disappointed.

This also makes me think that Jake picks no one (or at the very least has broken up with whomever he DID pick) as the timing of this is quite coincidental. If this Bachelor is another fail (aren’t they all?), then what better way to say “see, the process CAN work” than by having a televised wedding of a Bachelor success story.

Jenny

Well, with tempered enthusiasm I will have to tune in (assuming a Lincee recap will be my reward). And, what can I say, I enjoy most wedding-related TV shows anyway. Glad we can all move on after this (wait, what am I saying…we still hear TMI about Trista and Ryan).

Kendall
Kendall

Cilantro13 Said,
Melba toast with a melba toast spread. Bor-ing.

*LMAO* They need to put that on the catering menu for the reception.

A MILLION SMACKERS says Ty will be the cute little ring bearer in a mini tux.

Colorado Cat
Colorado Cat

I agree with you Molly – they appear happy and if they want to make some $$ having their wedding televised (in this tough economy I certainly don’t blame them!) and I, for one, am happy for them and will definitely watch. They weathered some pretty tough criticisms and I think its great they are still together and are getting married.

Juno
Juno

Kendall (#14) – A MILLION SMACKERS says you get no action at all on the other side of that bet! 🙂 Of course precious Ty will be the ring bearer. Or maybe even the Best Man…or maybe even they’ll do one of those weddings where all three of them “get married” – Can. Not. Wait.

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