OH HAPPY DAY!
Set your DVRs NOW people.
ABC has arranged TWO WHOLE HOURS of prime time television for us to enjoy the happy couple tie the knot.
I am praying to the good Lord that Our Host Chris Harrison will call the wedding like he did for Trista and Ryan. And here’s hoping that Melissa Rycroft and her new hubby will provide color commentary. Oh! And maybe Hotter than Crap Brad can man the open bar at the reception. Yeah! And Break Dancer Mike can entertain on the dance floor. He can bring his twin. Who is dating DDAHnna. And she can catch the bouquet. And this time next year, we’ll all meet back here to celebrate their wedding on national TV.