Bachelor Arie Recap: My Gift Is Your Thong

Bachelor Arie Recap — Season 22, Week 6 I have so many thoughts in my head right now, each fighting for my attention. Most of them involve fancy house boat mansions on the River Seine, Krystal’s nodes, and Our Host Chris Harrison’s eyes. I’m also embracing the fact that my book Why I Hate Green Beans launches into the world today! I feel excited and nauseated. I hear that’s normal. If

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I Hate Green Beans Podcast 37: Justin Timberlake’s ‘Man of the Woods’

Justin Timberlake’s new album dropped a few days ago and I’ve listened to it enough to make my opinion known. In a nutshell, I liked ‘Man of the Woods’ leaps and bounds better than Taylor’s ‘Reputation.’ My roommate, friend, landlord Lara and I discussed ‘Reputation’ back in Episode 24. You can listen to that one HERE. Lots of people had issues with our issues, but I stand firm. Let’s bring

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I Hate Green Beans Podcast 36: Bachelor Arie Week 5

It’s week five and Arie has not yet found love. Dr. Tia found it, but he hasn’t quite yet. After sitting through a lot of Krystal, I’d say the episode circles around the topics of bowling, 21 Questions, and cannibalism. Some Guy in Austin and I spell it out for your here. And now for some links! Bachelor Recap: Arie Week 5 Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Newsletter Subscription:

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Bachelor Arie Recap: I Grew Up in a Bowling Alley

The Bachelor Recap: Season 22, Episode 5 It’s week five and our favorite bachelorettes, plus Krystal, continue on their journey around the world with the hope that Arie will pick them, choose them, and love them in the end. Next up? Fort Lauderdale — not only is it the perfect place to fall in love, but it’s the perfect place for a bestie festie. The ladies hold hands, ride bikes,

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