Bachelorette JoJo recap: Rub some dirt on it

Bachelorette JoJo Recap: Episode 4 At least we know that our Chad episodes are numbered. Am I right? I’m sorry for those of you who had him in your top 5 and now your bracket is busted, but this particular jack wagon has got to go. Seriously. After offering E.D. twenty bucks for his ripped shirt and a promise to JT that he would leave people alone if they left

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Bachelorette JoJo recap: We don’t care about The Chad

Bachelorette JoJo Recap: Episode 3 Or should I say The Chad recap? I’m so tired of his storyline. Who cares if this guy chugs brightly-colored energy drinks, constantly works out, recites metric conversions out loud and gnaws on raw sweet potatoes like a corn dog to get his carb on? I want to see JoJo fall in love! Perhaps not in a hot tantric yoga studio, but maybe on the back of an

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IHGB Movie Review: ‘Me Before You’

Me Before You Rated: PG-13 Starring: Emilia Clarke and Sam Claflin The Gist: It’s a love story, baby, just say yes! The Trailer: Warner Bros was nice enough to give me a few dozen special passes to a screening of Me Before You in Houston. I provided a download link to friends/readers who subscribe to my newsletter and they were gone before I could blink twice. This proves my theory

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Bachelorette JoJo recap: Bring on the meat sweats

Bachelorette JoJo Recap: Episode 2 — I believe that every season of The Bachelorette needs a bad guy. I also get that villains gotta vil. What I don’t understand is why show runners think we want to watch two hours of said villain, villing between working out and eating copious amounts of meat. The Chad is a luxury d-bag. Anyone who modifies his CrossFit routine by shoving large jugs of

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