Tales of an Angry Appendix: Part 3

I know what you’re thinking. Yes, my appendectomy story has reached its final chapter. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, read PART 1 and PART 2 before you move on to the exciting conclusion below. For those of you who have pestered me for more appendix details via email, text and secret conversations in the church foyer, this one’s for you. Picture it: There

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Bachelorette JoJo: Let’s meet the suitors

The tans have been sprayed. The hair has been coiffed. The stubble has reached peak five o’clock shadow length. They teeth have been whitened. The Gap shirt has been selected. As soon as Our Host Chris Harrison sprays down the driveway, we can officially get this party started. That’s right, people. The wait is over. ABC has just announced the 26 yahoos who will by vying for a chance to

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Dancing with the Stars Recap — Judges’ Team-Up Challenge

Dancing with the Stars Recap — Judges’ Team Up Challenge I was initially nervous when I saw that Mandy Moore had choreographed the opening number around a ballroom floor full of vertical fluorescent light poles. Fortunately, our JV Dance Troupe may not be considered professional enough to be on the actual show as a partner dancer, but they are professional enough to be on the actual show’s payroll. Who cares

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Tales of an Angry Appendix: Part 2

If you haven’t read Part 1 of my appendix story, feel free to refresh your memory before moving on to the next exciting installment below. For those of you who have been waiting on bated breath for the second half of my story, the day has finally come and you will once and for all know the mystery behind the missing panties. So there I was, sharing a dividing curtain

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