Happy Birthday Macintosh

Three years ago I purchased a MacBookPro. And it is by far the best purchasing decision I’ve made since securing my DVR through AT&T and that People “Sexiest Man Alive” edition with Ryan Gosling Matt Damon on the cover. So thank you to all the Apple people who holed up in Steve’s parents’ garage that one time to make a pretty cool product that has been around for 30 years.

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Bachelor Recap: You’re the Juan That I Want

I think the only logical way to begin this recap is to provide a cheat sheet that helps identify the remaining bachelorettes. Since Juan Pablo tells them all the exact same sentiments dripping with charm and charisma, it’s easy to get a few of the blondes confused with a few of the brunettes. Alli is the nanny who is really good at soccer. She’s easily confused with… Lauren who owns

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Bachelor Recap: Episode 3

The recap will be up as soon as I renew my membership to the Houston chapter of the Billy Currington fan club. Fingers crossed I’m elected Chapter President this year. What did y’all think of last night’s episode? Do you think Danielle is passing out prescriptions yet? Will Clare, DAndi or Nurse Nikki crack under the pressure first? Is Sharleen giving you weird vibes too? Should we intervene now on

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El Bachelor Recap: Juan Shot of Jose Cuervo — and Endless Glasses of Wine

Even though I watched episode two of El Bachelor in the comfort of my own home as I crouched behind couch cushions, popping peanut M&Ms and fighting the lull of vicious jet lag that was simply BEGGING me to lay my head down, I still had the mental capacity to be completely irritated by the lack of Our Host Chris Harrison in the opening scene. COME ON ABC! He is

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