Bachelorette Recap: I Wanna Be Your Cowboy

It’s week three in Bachelor Nation, people. That means the emotional walls are starting to come down as the testosterone levels begin to rise. This episode features a solo date and not one, but TWO group dates that will inspire even the mellowest of men to channel the competitive spirit he either keeps conveniently tucked away behind a gentlemanly demeanor or blatantly displayed through thick necks and tribal arm band

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Bachelorette Des — Week 3

Ben is not here for the right reasons. However his girly tank from J Crew totally is. I know what you’re trying to do Ben. The answer is no. No we can not keep your tank top “our little secret” because as I mentioned last week, you can not erase the Internet. PS: I just bought some darling bright green shorts from the J Crew outlet that would look PERFECT

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The Mysterious “P”

This is a picture of my hand. The reason I took a random picture of my hand is because I can’t for the life of me remember what the “P” is supposed to remind me to do. I keep trying to convince myself that it means “POST” but that is just me trying to feel better about my terrible short-term memory. I wrote it THIS MORNING and have no clue

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Bachelorette Recap: Crank Back Three Times

I have to congratulate ABC for truly going the distance during the group date. Asking the whitest of white guys to channel their inner rap artist was pure gold. And I commend Soulja Boy (not a typo) for having the unfailing strength, unwavering ability and unending spirit to neither laugh nor cry during his mentoring sessions on how to be thug. I smell an Emmy nomination! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following

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