Bachelorette Recap: Crank Back Three Times

I have to congratulate ABC for truly going the distance during the group date. Asking the whitest of white guys to channel their inner rap artist was pure gold. And I commend Soulja Boy (not a typo) for having the unfailing strength, unwavering ability and unending spirit to neither laugh nor cry during his mentoring sessions on how to be thug. I smell an Emmy nomination! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following

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Bachelorette Des — Week 2

The recap will be up as soon as I recover from this: I may never write again. #thingsican’tun-see

Bachelorette Recap: #bringonthechaches

It seems like it was just yesterday that we witnessed Desiree clinging to Sean’s neck, begging him not to let her go, before emphatically claiming to the rejection SUV camera man and ABC Psychotherapist that Sean had made a huge mistake. Five months later, she arrives at her temporary digs, steps out of her trusty Honda Civic with nothing but an overnight bag full of sunscreen, string bikini tops, two-inch

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Bachelorette Des — Week 1

Welcome back Bachelor lovers! The recap will be up this afternoon. If you’re interested in a quick tease, check out my Huffington Post entry by clicking HERE. Was it just me or did this season’s crop of men feel a bit too spray tanned? Were you sad to see The Magician disappear? Raise your hand if you’re going to miss Larry? ME TOO! Sound off in the comments section!