Shalom from Tel Aviv

Shalom and good evening worthy friends! I am sitting in the lobby of The City Hotel in Tel Aviv, Israel at this very moment. Just had a nice dinner of all white/yellow foods and it was good. I think hummus is going to save my life on this trip. Can’t say the same for all of the olives that keep following me wherever I go. Walked…that’s right…WALKED down to the

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Mansion vs. Shack

There’s nothing like starting off an episode with another reminder that DDAHnna got the shaft from Hotter than Crap Brad and is out to find TRUE love. MAN is ABC jamming this down our throats. Let’s hope she’s not jilted again at the Home Depot marriage proposal pedestal or DDAHnna might fling herself right off of a cliff. But that’s way in the future. No need to worry about DDAHnna’s

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So There I Was…Volume 3

Dreading HUET Class. Also known as: Helicopter Underwater Evacuation Training. Oh. I’m not joking. You would be dreading it too. Somehow, I’ve been on a few offshore rigs before and never once been asked if I am certified. Apparently, you can sign a waiver saying that if you helicopter goes down, you won’t hold anyone liable. But those days are over I hear, according to my boss. We had one

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Duck calls, coyotes, Speedos…oh my

Wow. I didn’t even get a chance to catch my breath and have a week off for good behavior before the powers that be at ABC thrust us into Bachelorette bliss with DDAHnna and her 25 boy toys. They waste no time in reminding us how she was jilted at the Home Depot pedestal in the most shocking final rose ceremony in Bachelor history. To pour salt in this open,

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