A recent conversation with my boss

Boss: “What are you doing Monday and Tuesday?” Lincee: “Watching the Bachelor.” Boss: “I need you to go to Colombia.” Lincee: “As in Ohio?” Boss: “No. That would be Columbus. I need you in Colombia. The country.” Lincee: blank stare Boss: “Great. We’ll talk about details later.”

Let the Tears and F-Bombs Fall Where They May

I have to say, last night was one of my favorite episodes in a long time. Love was in the air. Hot tubs were bubbling. Snot ran from noses. Knifes protruded from the backs of designer dresses. About 13 f-bombs dropped on national TV.It just doesn’t get any better than that people. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. You probably aren’t even

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It Takes More Than Showing Your “Special Spots” to Win the Heart of Brad Womack

My guess is that ABC tried to brainwash us with the circus. You know…greatest show on earth…but I didn’t buy it. I have to admit, I was a little bored last night. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen the same thing over and over again from this beloved show. Or maybe it’s because I was anticipating the wonder twin power at the end. Maybe it’s because I was doped up on

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Here’s to the North, Here’s to the South…

So there I was in my kitchen wearing only a string bikini, mixing drinks as usual, when three thoughts occurred to me.1. The pronunciation of our Bachelor’s last name. Womack. ABC is adamant, almost forceful, with the emphasis on the WOE in Womack. A hard WOE if you will. This is merely an observation. 2. How cute is our host Chris Harrison? Isn’t he super adorable when he discusses that

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