Question…

Does anyone know where I can buy a gypsy-inspired golden head thong? Anyone?

Bachelor Pad Recap: MOTORIN’ !!!

Ah the ’80s. It was a time when grown adults wore skin-tight acid washed jeans, shredded at the knee. We sprayed at least half a can of Aqua Net on our permed bangs to reach maximum height for head banging. The gloves were both fingerless and lace while the t-shirts were dayglow. Mike Fleiss spent roughly 90 minutes of last night’s episode paying homage to the greatest decade ever. Sadly,

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Bachelor Pad Recap: Could you use it in a sentence please?

Our Host Chris Harrison: “Your word is…douchebag.” Ed: “Douchebag?” OHCH: “Douchebag.” Ed: “What is the origin of the word please?” OHCH: “Austonian.” Ed: “And the root of the word please?” OHCH: “Hayden.” Ed: “Could you use it in a sentence please?” OHCH: “Sure. I’d be willing to bet that most women think you are a douchebag. Others are just confused by your charms. I’m looking at you Jaclyn.” Ed: “Douchebag.

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Hot glue is hot.

Once upon a time, I was in my Mama’s bathroom watching her get ready for a Christmas party. As always, she was wearing something fabulous that few people in this world could pull off and shoes that I couldn’t wait to borrow. (Let the record show that even though this was about 25 years ago, I’m quite confident that if I went into the attic right this second, I could

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