Bachelorette Emily Recap: Week 8

The recap will be up as soon as I figure out how to use Google translator to see if Arie’s Mom really DID ask him how his relationship with Emily was going. For those of you in America who aren’t already celebrating our country’s independence and for that one person who follows me in Belgium, the recap will be up late, late today. In the meantime, check out the mini

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Bachelorette Emily Recap: One Little Girl in a Hot Pink Coat

“Odle lay dee, odle lay dee, odle lay HEE HOO!” I once went out with a guy who raised goats. I made him a mixed tape and The Sound of Music’s “Lonely Goat Herd” was the first track. We broke up a few months later. He stated irreconcilable differences. Whatever. It was more like he couldn’t handle the awesome. How’s that for an intro? SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you

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Bachelorette Emily Recap: Week 7

Confession: I went in to last night’s episode thinking it would be totally boring now that Ryan’s white tank top would no longer be making an appearance on the show.  Emily has relatively normal suitors left.  How can they make the next two hours remotely entertaining? Why you introduce false drama of course!  Between the big reveal of Cassie the Producer, Sean running through the streets of Prague “searching” for

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