Bachelorette Recap: White Tanks are the New Black Tee

Emily heads to Croatia with only eight men left after six weeks of weeding out the superfluous mushroom farmers and luxury brand consultants from the herd. Those who remain have a small window of opportunity to show their true colors, since approximately 43 minutes have been dedicated to pimping the blatant product placement of ABC’s parent company Disney’s new PIXAR movie “Brave.” Our bachelorette is in rare form this episode,

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Bachelorette Emily Recap: Week 6

Last night’s episode had me guessing not once, but twice! I have to say that I love how Emily is bold enough to go against the norm when compared to the 47 previous seasons of this show. She’s real, has a great judge of character and is more than willing to pimp out Disney’s release of “Brave” opening in theaters near you this weekend. The recap will be up as

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Bachelorette Recap: West Virginia…Hood Rat Mama

Okay people. Here’s what we know so far: 1. Sean needs to work on making sure his memorized scripted lines sound more natural when “spontaneously” lecturing the good people of London on the delicate intricacies when it comes to matters of the heart. 2. I need one of those cute white coats with the pink sash. 3. Shakespeare is HUGE in Madison, Mississippi. 4. Ryan is a d-bag. 5. I’d

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Bachelorette Emily Recap: Week 5

Watch out Bachelor Nation. ABC has officially unleashed feisty Emily and she is a force to be reckoned with. She may have lost her voice in London but she definitely found her potty mouth. Last night was was a buffet of yin and yang forces. Emily displaying southern charm vs. Emily dropping f-bombs and gang signs. Cheering One F Jef’s pending kiss while loathing Ryan’s attempts to be affectionate. Celebrating

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