Mansion vs. Shack

There’s nothing like starting off an episode with another reminder that DDAHnna got the shaft from Hotter than Crap Brad and is out to find TRUE love. MAN is ABC jamming this down our throats. Let’s hope she’s not jilted again at the Home Depot marriage proposal pedestal or DDAHnna might fling herself right off of a cliff. But that’s way in the future. No need to worry about DDAHnna’s

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So There I Was…Volume 3

Dreading HUET Class. Also known as: Helicopter Underwater Evacuation Training. Oh. I’m not joking. You would be dreading it too. Somehow, I’ve been on a few offshore rigs before and never once been asked if I am certified. Apparently, you can sign a waiver saying that if you helicopter goes down, you won’t hold anyone liable. But those days are over I hear, according to my boss. We had one

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Duck calls, coyotes, Speedos…oh my

Wow. I didn’t even get a chance to catch my breath and have a week off for good behavior before the powers that be at ABC thrust us into Bachelorette bliss with DDAHnna and her 25 boy toys. They waste no time in reminding us how she was jilted at the Home Depot pedestal in the most shocking final rose ceremony in Bachelor history. To pour salt in this open,

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OPAH! DDAHnna’s back tonight!

Here’s what we know: 1. She’s 26 2. She’s Greek 3. She’s from Georgia and likes to play the Southern Belle card 4. She is strong and independent and will tell you where to stick it 5. She’s been shunned and wants to prove to America that she’s not a complete basket case Based on these facts, I would say that she would prefer someone that is tall, dark and

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