Bachelor Recap, Episode 2: Got Jugs?

Let’s face it. Last night’s episode was special. There’s no other way to describe it. I’ve tried to dissect the facts on various levels, but I just don’t see how one show could be so disturbing and yet equally boring at the same time. I understand that the producers want us to grasp the fact that due to his dumping experience via Ashley, this franchise is responsible for Groban’s transformation

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He’s just so pretty.

Today’s entry can be found over on the Huffington Post site by clicking HERE. I discuss one of my favorite things about Thursday nights.  Let me give you a hint…

Maybe we could share a tampon…or something

That’s right ladies and gentlemen…The Bachelor is BACK! ABC spared no expense to search high and low for the most collective group of straight up crazies the franchise has ever hosted in their hopefully sanitized, pimped out mansion in the Hollywood Hills. Our Bachelor has bulked up for the pending festivities. According to pre-taped packages, the audience can deduce that he accomplished this by pulling large barrels of wine around

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Bachelor Recap: Episode 1

The recap will be up as soon as I find my Miss Hallsville first runner up contestant sash from 1994. I had no idea pageant accessories were making a come back. Hurray! *** UPDATE *** My Huffington Post article on the most memorable first impression moments from last night’s show is up! Click HERE. Feel free to list your favorite first impressions below in the comment section. At least 20

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