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Thanksgiving at a glance

The morning started with everyone’s favorite aunt/cousin making balloon animals and flowers.  I worked in a story about how the Pilgrims brought them over on the Mayflower because I didn’t research how to make a balloon turkey before the day’s festivities.  Since I can make a sword, we also substituted pirates for Indians.  No one seemed to mind. I caught this moment shortly after all the family arrived.  Why yes,

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Guest Blogger: Elaine

Thanks to everyone who has texted, Facebooked, tweeted, emailed, carrier pigeoned and called me to ask about my recovery. Let’s just say that I should not be trusted to write on my own. I would probably choose highly inappropriate or random topics that make little sense to anyone other than my medically altered brain right now. Just know that if it were possible, I’d marry hydrocodone. I’d be a bumbling

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Guest Blogger: Some Guy in Austin

As you read this, I’m probably hopped up on hydrocodone muttering some nonsense about how much I love bread to anyone in the  room who will listen.  That’s right ladies and gentlemen…it’s another knee surgery for Lincee!  You know what they say — eighth time’s a charm! Here’s hoping. In preparation for my surgical celebration, I made arrangements for my good buddy Some Guy in Austin to fill in for

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California…here I come!

People Magazine is reporting that Ali and Roberto have SPLIT! What could have possibly gone wrong?  Do you think it’s because she started dressing like an extra from “Little House on the Prairie?”  I can’t be sure.  I do have one question though. Which would look better on my new personalized stationery? Mrs. Roberto En Fuego Lincee and Roberto En Fuego Lincee En Fuego Mrs. En Fuego The En Fuegos

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