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Taking a moment

I posted this a few years ago. It’s not at all a coincidence that it remains true each and every Veteran’s Day. God bless America. I encourage you all to take a moment today and remember all of our veterans. Each and every one has sacrificed more than we will ever know. We are blessed to live in a country that is rooted in freedom and bravery. Happy Veteran’s Day

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Best friend rights and responsibilities

This is the title of one of the chapters in Mindy Kaling’s new book, “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?” Most of you know Mindy as the darling Indian girl with psycho tendencies named Kelly Kapoor from The Office. I love the fact that Mindy is a writer, producer and director on the show. And she’s like 28 years old or something. I picked up her book in Target the

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Hall of Fame: Lovable Charm

I promised a few posts ago that I would be announcing one of my new fake boyfriends in the next Hall of Fame feature. Most of you were completely correct in assuming that it would be Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett or the King of Snark Barney Stinson. With that said, I’m going to ask you to exercise patience and check back periodically under the title ROCK HARD ABS THAT MAKE

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An open letter to Emma Stone

Dear Emma, You are DARLING. If we lived in the same city and I was about 15 years younger, I’m convinced we would be best friends. I am a big fan. In fact, I first noticed you in Superbad. Even though I spent most of the time embarrassed behind my couch cushion, I definitely peeked the times you were on the screen. You were the main reason I purchased Ghosts

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