Bachelor Pad Recap: The Case of Aggravated Assault on an Innocent Yogurt Container

So there I was again. It’s 7:45 a.m. and I’m totally chilling with Nate and Murphy on Y101.7 — Jackson, Mississippi’s hit music station. Just like last week, I can feel my heart beating and my throat thickening because I’m so nervous to mention in my on-air recap what’s really on my mind: – Can I talk about how Erica gave Blake a massage with her boobs? – How can

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Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 4

The recap will be up as soon as I go back and memorize that part where Ella describes how to execute the perfect kiss. I can’t remember if it was pull away while biting the bottom lip or biting the bottom lip and then pulling away. Never fear. A detailed run-down will be in the recap posted later today. In the meantime, let me know what you thought of last

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The Boys of August

I feel like Ryan Seacrest when I say that this was the closest voting we’ve ever experienced at iHateGreenBeans. Thanks to everyone who participated. It was an exciting run! But Surf, Sand and the Good Doctor pulled ahead at the last minute. Congratulations to Will and Harrison! We’re still taking submissions, so if you know a cute boy and have a Dr Pepper handy, please feel free to take a

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Meet the Men of August

It’s that time again dear readers. AUGUST FINALISTS are here! Take a look below and see who you think deserves a year’s supply of Dr Pepper and the title of Mr. August. 1. Wedding Bliss IHGB reader Kimberly was in a wedding in Stevenson, WA. As you can see, before the darling groomsmen took the arm of a lovely bridesmaid, they each took the can of a glorious cold beverage.

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