In the words of one of my all-time favorite bachelors Michael Stagliano, “What if one of us gets and erection?” Annnnnd scene! It was an epic three hours in which creator Mike Fleiss was hell bent on engaging all of our major senses and more. My eyes rolled back in my head so many times that they almost permanently stuck once. My ears have never been subjected to such nonsense
There was something called “a hook-up harness” in last night’s episode. The recap will be up as soon as I recover from THAT viewing experience. As always, let me know your thoughts from the Bachelor Pad 2 debut. Surely you have something to say since it was THREE HOURS LONG. (Really ABC? Was that really necessary?) Sound off in the comment section. I’ll be posting this afternoon. TEAM AMES!
“It’s all about peace, love and music.” That’s how the young, granola girl who was sitting next to me explained the Newport Folk Festival tonight. You see, while you were watching Our Host grill the men of Ashley’s season, I was being schooled on the essence of “folk” by a 17-year-old who recently stopped shaving her legs and armpits because this will somehow reduce her carbon footprint on the world.
