My mother is going to flip when she reads the word “penis” in the subject line. Let’s just get that out in the open now. Thanks so much to those of you who commented on my balloon sword post. As pointed out by my loving father and all of my lovely, truthful IHGB readers, I’ve been making penis swords for all the children of the world. Because I am a

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One of my goals in 2011 was to learn an artistic craft. Instead of monogramming, knitting or decoupage like the numerous talented women in my life, I chose balloon art. I’m working hard on twisting various colorful animals, but I have mastered the flower, hat and sword. In fact, I’m going to see if I can work my first gig at my church’s fall festival. I practiced my mad skills

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