Bachelor Pad: Episode Two
She’s my cherry pie Disgusting piece of crust stick in her eye Yacking in a bucket makes Tenley cry Sweet cherry pie —– Warrant, 1990 Recap will be up as soon as I find a polka-dot jacket to pair with my gingham dress.
DDAHnna finally landed her man. And a fake twin!
Thanks to IHGB readers Jamie, Kerry and Aja for sending me the exciting news that DDAHnna Pappas is betrothed to Stephen Stagliano. No, he’s not the Stagliano you remember from Jillian’s season–that’s his twin brother–who is also engaged to former bachelorette Holly Durst. Try to keep up with me people. DDAHnna appeared as a bachelorette contestant on Hotter the Crap Brad Womack’s season. She was rejected at the Home Depot
I’m itchy and need hand sanitizer. It must be recap day.
We all know from watching the behind the scenes specials that Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss is a dirty old man. After watching last night’s show, I find it odd that it took eight years and 20 combined seasons of the Bachelor and Bachelorette for Fleiss to come up with this idea of throwing “love” out the window and taking an “amazing journey” to the raunchier corners of his mind in
Bachelor Pad: Episode One
The recap will be up as soon as I figure out if you can get an STD from watching a filthy show on television. In the meantime, please feel free to review last night’s events in the comment section. I’ll give you a topic: What was up with Our Host Chris Harrison’s tie? Discuss.