Theory
Jillian is really Wes Hayden’s publicist. If you think about it…it makes sense. I bet her real name is Laurel. Am I right? Sound off below. Recap coming up.
Mama Say Mama Sa Ma Ma Coo Sa
Over the weekend, my sister, her husband, webMAN and myself sat around my parents’ living room to discuss our favorite Michael Jackson memories. For some reason, I was the only one who could blab off about 20 different times that Michael Jackson’s music touched my life in some way or another. I thought I would share my favorite ones below. Feel free to include yours in the comment section. 1.
Recap sponsored by: L’Oreal’s Mango Mango Polish
My original thought was to say the recap was brought to you by Jillian’s unwashed vegetables. But that was lame. Then I thought about the recap being sponsored by Tanner’s junk. When I threw up a little in my mouth, I decided against it. MANGO, MANGO IT IS!!! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. You probably aren’t even reading this because the
Train, train, train…Train of fools
So Jill doesn’t want to marry a Ken doll. That’s fine. It’s time to rev up the silver Corvette and take a trip to Dallas. Can someone watch Skipper for me while I’m gone? Oh…and should I wear my Peaches-N-Cream ball gown? Or my astronaut outfit? Sound off below. Recap coming up.