One of these things is not like the other
Vicodin…take me away!
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I’d like to start this recap with a salute to sweet, little Pocket Person Jillian. Can we all clasp our hands together, shake our heads from side-to-side and utter a unified “bless her heart” for this poor dear? Actually, dear doesn’t really describe what’s going on with Jilly right now. She’s more of a hot mess. I don’t think she signed up for babysitting, CD pimping, job choosing, erectile dysfunctioning
Team Harrison
It’s probably because I watched the show with an elevated knee and ice pack nursing a broken toe, but I was pretty unimpressed with the episode last night. Why they insist on stretching 30 minutes of awesome into two hours of meh is beyond me. And to think that the best two moments of the night came from Our Host Chris Harrison. And he was barely there! ABC…I beg you…give
A whole lotta nothing
“Cheese ass. Make it happen.” That was the first line in my notes from last night’s episode. As you can see, there wasn’t a ton going on last night. Oh sure, they MADE us think that someone was going down after discovering that one of the Bachelors had a girlfriend, but that didn’t even happen. It was a tough episode. But I have to admit…there were little gems