Cherry popping, toe sucking: This is the Bachelorette

 Uncomfortable.  Cringe-worthy.  Oh no he/she didn’t!   Those are the best descriptions I can come up with to describe last night’s two hour long episode.  And it’s not just the Bachelors…Jillian is right up there with some of the best embarrassing moments or “what in the world?” phrases uttered from this house full of crazy.   Naturally…I loved it.   SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read

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The search is on

The search is on for Jillian to find a non-crazy man. The search is on for something to write about in today’s post. But most importantly, the search is on to find my unicorn.  Clearly, I need to find a meadow with colorful flowers, bubbly river and enchanted forest animals underneath a rainbow to find said unicorn.  No problem.  In the meantime, you guys feel free to sound off here.  The

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Team Jake

Fast forward to the 1:25 mark.  I’m just saying…

We’re going streaking!

Thanks so much for your patience with this post.  I’ve been all around East Texas visiting rigs today.  In the rain.  How I do love my job!  It’s a good thing I had my pink hard hat to protect me from the humidity.   OK.  Let’s get one thing straight.  I’m assuming there is a box to check on the Bachelor application that said something along the lines of: “Check

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