Seriously? Seriously Shannon? You tell everyone on national TV that you are going home to brush your dog’s teeth with an electric toothbrush and then you are going to French kiss him. French kiss. TMI my stalkery friend. TMI… Now let’s be honest for one second. How many of you ladies out there are rockin’ the side pony tail this fine morning? Be honest! I totally am. And don’t worry
Thanks to all 138 of you who noticed that I accidentally left Sharon on the Wall of Shame. It has been revised for your viewing pleasure. Let me know if you want a copy so you can hang on your refrigerator under your kid’s artwork and that coupon for $5 off at Pizza Hut.
We all know that Jason is Melba toast. And that’s okay, because when you talk about people being Melba toast, other people that read your website send you boxes of Melba toast because they are PR reps for Old London…the premiere Melba Toast makers of the world. Thank you Anne for your sweet gift! Very PR-y of you and I’m proud that I can help your Old London cause. MELBA
Seriously Spray Tan? Seriously? There are no words. Wait a minute. Who am I kidding? Words are my life and I have a lot of them. Feel free to discuss the boob molds and the throwing of Bachelorettes under the bus in the comment section below. Recap is coming up!
