IHGB #183: Meet Bachelorette Clare’s Guys
It’s finally here! The moment we’ve been waiting for! Bachelorette Clare’s guys have officially been announced by ABC and because we are such professionals, Some Guy in Austin and I combed through each bio, critiqued each Instagram account, and performed some light stalking to bring you the latest dirt on 31 men vying for Clare’s heart.
Questions we asked ourselves:
- Is hybrid hair paste is a thing?
- Why does Brenden claim the turtleneck is his signature look, yet he’s not wearing a turtleneck in his profile pic?
- Is Bennett or Jeremy the bigger chach?
Here’s what we learned:
- How many men presented themselves in various states of toplessness
- What are the odds we WON’T confuse Blake Monar and Kenny with one another?
- Why are several participants a decade or more younger than Clare? I thought she weeded out the fetuses?
Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson…
Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare’s guys!
Here’s the helpful document I made, complete with the contestant’s Instagram links. Stalk away!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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