IHGB #203 Bachelor Matt James: Hometown Dates
Hello everyone !
This week on The Bachelor is traditionally titled “Hometown Dates.” However, since all of the families have to quarantine at the Neapolitan due to COVID, the remaining contestants call this week “Home Visits.”
Some Guy in Austin and I discuss many things this episode, such as:
- Michelle’s darling parents
- The Gilmore Girl-ness of Bri and her mom
- Serena’s deadpan sister and her fierce words
- And facts about Canada, eh?
We also hypothesize the sound of bone crunching as Rachael’s face crashes into a lush grassy knoll over by the Neapolitan golf course. How did her features remain unscathed? Did she make a deal with the devil?
And were her glassy eyes a product of an emotional reunion with her parents? Or the remnants of Hydrocodone?
We clearly have a lot of feelings and a lot of questions about the logistics of this date and genuinely wonder if Rachael is a cyborg.
Here’s Matt James’ hometown dates recap!
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