IHGB Podcast #65: Bachelor in Paradise Season 5

Happy Wednesday everyone!

It’s the episode you’ve been waiting for all week. Some Guy in Austin and I break down not one, not two but THREE Bachelor in Paradise episodes. That’s six hours of abs, crabs, glitter bombs, and a great discussion about how the Goose is a total chach.

Fair warning, we recorded this in the middle of the night and I giggle when I’m tired. I also snort laugh once or twice.

Cheers to my lovely display of femininity.


Do you think this is why Crazy Eddie Chris call himself Goose?

Lots of people in Paradise think they are MFEO.

I would never turn down a Dave & Buster’s gift card. Would you?

Who wants to try the new dating app Vouch with me?

If you’d like to read this week’s Bachelorette recap, you can find that HERE!

Finally, my e-book is on sale for only $2.99!



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Becca DID tell Colton “I’ll tell Garrett you said hi”–Some Guy is right and I couldn’t believe it myself! That was just cruel to do that. And Some Guy’s description of what Mrs. Some Guy would do with a sand heart and how she would stop at MF had me laughing so hard I was crying. In my office.


Fyi to some guy, Sayulita is on the pacific coast of Mexico, near Puerto Vallarta, not the Yucatan. Yucatan is likely even more sweaty, no breeze.


Great recap as always! So I wish you had watched Bachelor Winter Games because there are enough of them on Paradise to confuse. So let me catch you up. Yuki’s whole thing was she barely spoke English (although I wonder if she speaks it better than she lets on). Some found it endearing, I found it a little annoying, but overall she was harmless and the producers liked her. Bibiana fell in love with an Aussie on the show but panicked at the end and broke it off when he tried to make the distance work. I’m pretty sure I saw him show up in Paradise on the previews. The Canadian hockey stud was a nice enough guy and fell for Ashley Iconnetti and that was the impetus of Jared’s awakening to his love for her. He also was the winner of the Canadian bachelor which is probably why he’s comfortable in his skin there. And I’m pretty sure I saw one of the female competitors from Russia in the previews. If she shows up I can fill you in.


Just finished the episode, and I have to say that I’m not sure what you were talking about when you said that Annalise was on last year’s BIP season? Wondering if this is a Chelsea/Olivia type mixup. Regardless, love the podcast!