Raise your hand if you miss Stalker Shannon

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B-O-R-I-N-G!

I’m never going to get that 1.4 hours back.  (DVR time)

My favorite part was when Our Host Chris Harrison takes us down memory lane at the end.  You know…to remind the viewing audience of all the stuff that happened 10 minutes prior to his arriving at Jason’s floating boat house. 

Hey ABC…this show does not have enough material to fill two hours.  Stop torturing us. 

I’m going to start a group on Facebook asking ABC to let Chris Harrison do stand up.  Because that would be more fun than writing a recap.   

What was your favorite part of the night?  Discuss below as I try to come up with SOMETHING clever to write about last night’s snooze fest. 

Recap coming up.

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jodee
jodee

Agreed that it no longer needs to be 2 hours long. Not only have all the crazy ladies gotten the boot, the ones that are left get along really well, so we have no drama. And let’s face it, that’s what we all watch for. Looking at previews, Naomi’s mom might be a little nuts, so next week could be a little better. Other than making fun of the scarves (again!) and Jason’s flannel shirt, it was definitely a snooze fest!

Meredith
Meredith

Totally boring!!! Last night after the show, I was thinking to myself “now what in the heck is Lincee going to write about??!!??”

BigRed
BigRed

I only watched the last 10 minutes…will watch it all tonight. DId anyone notice that once Jason gave Naomi her rose (Yuck…I can’t get past her huge mouth), he was totally staring at ‘Steph’ the entire time he was hugging Naomi? He wasn’t paying a BIT of attention to Naomi. I had to rewind to watch it twice. Naomi is next to go I’ll bet. He was not into her at all.

AB
AB

I want to know what Naomi’s giant tattoo is of on the back of her shoulder. I hadn’t noticed it until the rose ceremony last night but it looked HUGE!

Tina
Tina

What is up with Jillian? She threw me for a loop last night. I did not see the whole “I’m on this for the adventure” thing. I think she might be next to go if she doesn’t pull it together. And I realized last night that Jillian has a HUGE nose. Once I realized that, I couldn’t look at anything else when she was on screen.

Next week will provide a ton of entertainment: from Jillian’s crazy granma to Naomi’s wacked-out mom, to Melissa busting out with the fact that her parents won’t be making an appearance (which, as a side note, is rather hypocritical since Mel was telling Jason how he’d get to meet them at her home-town date). Even Molly’s home-town date looks a bit weird.

Just bring back DD already so at least we can have something dramatic to watch.

Aunt B
Aunt B

OK, so it was boring….but there were things to ponder….”like” why did Jillian overuse that word…maybe because it’s a Canadian thing…..why doesn’t Melissa know that cream deodorant became taboo in the seventies, especially with sleeveless shirts….why doesn’t Molly own a hairbrush that works….include Melissa in that quandry too….and OMG, Naomi…where did she conjer up the idea that a sprayed and flatironed three inch strip of hair hanging down the right side of her face was becoming….that wasn’t just a stray batch of hair…that was intended to be there…..and that get-up she had on at the rose ceremony…..it looked like a satin maternity top with a black triple-knit pencil skirt…..I’m done with Molly and her Lauren-esque attitude…and Naomi and her whiny-butt self can take a hike also….looks like next week will be a little more entertaining…..burying a dead dove, a depressed relative (nothing to laugh at incidentally),no-show parents, and a two hundred and plenty pound grandmother with roseasia (not sure how to spell those high-flalutin’ medical terms)…can’t wait for the recap….Lincee, if you don’t have enough material, just make it up….I need my Tuesday Laugh Out Loud…..

Tina
Tina

AB — did you notice Mel’s tattoo last night? We got a peek of it when she was sitting on the couch, facing Jason, wearing her “stretchy pants”.

StalkerShannon_Rocks
StalkerShannon_Rocks

I totally agree! Booooorrrrring.

I think Jason’s last minute coffee date with Jillian and last minute convo with Naomi was just to give him piece of mind when choosing to pick them. I think he clearly wanted to keep Molly and Melissa, and didn’t really know who else to keep but he knew he had to hand out roses or OHCH would have killed him. So basically he just tossed a rose to Jill and Naomi because he didn’t want to continue hurting stephanie.

But I bet if the option was available, he would have chosen to only keep Melissa and Molly. Melissa is so obviously the front runner after the at-home date.

StalkerShannon_Rocks
StalkerShannon_Rocks

Tina— Mel definitely had a tramp stamp!

reese
reese

Last night was the quiet before the tsunami.The one minute preview of next week’s disaster home date will provide you with plenty of material.We learn that Jillian’s mother has suffered from years of depression(this may explain J’s manic(hot dog quiz)/ depressive(weepy in Seattle) state. Her grandmother is going to kidnap and marry her off to a kossack. Naomi’s Bride of Frankenstien mother officiates over the funeral of a dead crow. Jason kneels in shock, looks at Naomi,and to quote that famous poem vows “Never More”.

Shelley
Shelley

Has anyone else noticed that Melissa somehow ends up in Jason’s lap everytime they’re alone together? Even next week when they’re on their little “you’re not actually going to meet my parents” picnic. I knew Stephanie was going and that’s fine, they weren’t right for each other but I just can’t get on anyone’s bandwagon. At this point Jillian in the least annoying in my opinion.

Stephanie
Stephanie

#7 – you mean the tramp stamp? Yeah, caught it. Somehow it seems a bit of a disconnect from her persona.

Kendall
Kendall

Tina – I totally agree. Even my husband said, “This is getting really boring.. when is Deedah supposed to return? Wasn’t she supposed to come back?” *L* Hubby and I are on-board the Molly Train after last night.

Oh – one radio show this morning aired the ‘farewell’ conversation between Jason and Stephanie, and commented that it sounded like a car crash scene in a soap opera, where one lover is saying his farewells to the other as she dies… *giggling*

Tina
Tina

#9 and #12 — I refuse to call it a tramp stamp because I just adore Mel and I just can’t call her a “tramp” (besides, my sis has a tatoo there, as well, and well…i don’t think she is a tramp). 🙂

Shameless
Shameless

The best part was when Melissa blurted out, “So can I wear my stretchy pants?” on the phone with Jason. And then we see the actual stretchy pants, which were not the long, soft, cozy-comfy pants *I* would be excited about wearing…instead, they consist of 3 inches of loose, grey spandex. With lots of tanned legs poking out from underneath.

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