A man made of my dreams and a man made of tin
— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) November 30, 2015
Set your DVRs people, because The Gosling is performing on Saturday Night Live THIS WEEKEND! Do you think he did this on purpose to show People Magazine that he could care less that they snubbed him once again during their “Sexiest Man Alive” campaign? Lord help me if he turns out to be naturally funny in front of a live audience. I’m not sure I can handle the hotness. But the bigger question is: Will he be shirtless?
A girl can dream.
Speaking of dreams, I’ll also be tuning in to the live version of The Wiz tomorrow night, also on NBC.
I would guess that most of you don’t remember the original movie which debuted in 1978. It featured Diana Ross as Dorothy and Michael Jackson (before the nose job) as the scarecrow. “Ease on Down the Road” definitely had it’s place in the roller skating music rotation, along with the Grease soundtrack.
The live version scarecrow is played by Elijah Kelley who, I believe, stole the show in Hairspray as Seaweed J. Stubbs. You know — the one who liked Amanda Bynes (before the mental breakdown)? He looks like a young Sammy Davis, Jr.
I’m also looking forward to the Tin Man. I believe this is due to a recent medical miracle that I experienced just yesterday. As many of you know, my knee has been cut open eight times and is basically tired of functioning properly. Ever since my jazzercise soiree a few months ago, it’s been a bit inflamed — angry that I subjected it to seemingly endless grapevines across the stage.
Medication and oils haven’t really been doing the trick, so my doctor shot me with cortisone and life hasn’t been the same since. I’m the Tin Man and Dr. Geyer is Dorothy. He squirted some oil in the old joint and now I feel like I can take on anything! BRING ON THE FLYING MONKEYS!
Will you be watching The Wiz? And who wants to live Tweet/Facebook Saturday Night Live? I’d be willing to stay up that late for Ryan Gosling. Wouldn’t you?