Six degrees of melba toast

Fact:  I’ve asked Hare to share my web address (on several occasions) with all my ABC peeps, including the intern, Psychotherapist, Gary the camera man and Cesar the limo driver. 

Fact:  On August 15, I announced that Jason Mesnick was Melba toast.  Clearly Jason reads my website because he made every effort to prove me wrong this season.  He mugged down with every girl, he got it on in a hot tub on numerous occasions, “fell in love” with two women, had a nervous break down after letting one go, proposed to the other one and then changed his mind. 

Fact:  Jason and Molly grace the cover of People magazine. 

Fact:  Melissa graces the floor of Dancing with the Stars

Fact:  Samantha Harris is the host of Dancing with the Stars.  She is also the spokesperson for an online campaign (www.toastforeverydayhealth.com), in which participants learn about eating healthier (or in my case entering the sweepstakes and win a trip to a resort and spa in Arizona.) 

And guess who the sponsor is? 

Old London Melba Toast.   

Coincidence?  I think not.  ABC is pimping The Bachelor everywhere…even when we don’t know it.  Creative geniuses!

BEWARE!

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adriana
March 11, 2009 1:21 pm

Hahaha. Awesome!

LP
LP
March 11, 2009 1:24 pm

Love it!

Brandy
Brandy
March 11, 2009 1:41 pm

That is hilarious Lincee!! How funny! 🙂

Pat
Pat
March 11, 2009 3:25 pm

“Old London Melba Toast”…do you mean the Bachelor from London? What’s his name? Matt?

I never put it together that Samantha Harris is Chris Harris’s wife…wow. My husband and I always make fun of her deep voice because you cannot hear it over the music on DWTS. We always go, “and I’m Samatha Harris” in the deepest voices we can muster whenever she starts talking. We think we are so funny.

Leslie from Austin
Leslie from Austin
March 11, 2009 3:50 pm

That’s Joeincidence with a C.

All you die-hard Friends fans will know what I am talking about.

Yours truly,

Regina Felangy

jen
jen
March 11, 2009 3:52 pm

fact: samantha harris annoys the crap out of me. just sayin’.

Michellyoh
Michellyoh
March 11, 2009 3:57 pm

#5, you could have signed your name “Princess Consuela Bananahammock”!!!!

stef
stef
March 11, 2009 4:23 pm

Lincee – that was great. It was like all the clouds aligned (again)

#4 – Pat, I totally thought that same thing when Lincee wrote Samatha Harris. I was thinking Chris’s wife not even realizing that his last name is Harrison.

Cindy
Cindy
March 11, 2009 5:53 pm

I agree #6 – we were happy when Drew Lachey replaced her for one season! 🙂

Kris
Kris
March 11, 2009 8:18 pm

#5 could have also signed it Chanandler Bong. I’m laughing out loud with these references! And I”m having an awfully hard time dealing with this being reality series number 3 for Melissa. Ugh…

Jeanne
Jeanne
March 11, 2009 10:25 pm

Loves it! Even though I’ve never been much of a DWTS Fan, I will be watching this season and agree with everyone who says “Lincee!!! Blog DWTS this season!!!”

Carolyn
Carolyn
March 12, 2009 7:39 am

BWA HA HA!!!

I’m voting that ain’t just a coincidence 🙂

Leslie from Austin
Leslie from Austin
March 12, 2009 8:48 am

#11 – that’s Ms. Chanandler Bong!

Kate
Kate
March 12, 2009 9:16 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is hilarious!

AggieFan
AggieFan
March 12, 2009 9:18 am

I love Chandler Bing…..I miss Friends….I seriously think it was the BEST sitcom ever! There are some close condenters (Cheers, Cosby, Happy Days, Seinfeld, Fresh Prince to name a few other good ones), but Friends beats them all in my book!

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