Recap will be up as soon as I finish my petition for Webster’s Dictionary to consider “Half-Mesnick” as an official verb of the English language.
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After last night, I believe there are several award that need to given:
…the award for “Worst Tie in a Bachelor Finale”, goes to……..Jake for his “collage of blue” with paisley tie during the final rose ceremony.
….the award for “Best Line Uttered by a Bachelor”, is…..”How did it feel to be married for three weeks?” from our bachelor to Vienna on their final date.
….the award for “Best Line Uttered by a Bachelor in a support role”, is…..”Have you ever been concerned about why the emotional chemistry is so hot but sometimes physical chemistry is not quite as hot” from our bachelor to Tenley as he tries to explain to her that no physical chemistry means that he is not attracted to her.
….the award for “Best hotel”, goes to….the Jade Mountain Resort in St. Lucia where the rooms are approx. $1500 a night. I have dreamt of going to this place for a couple of years. Simply fabulous!
…..the award for “Biggest fame whore”, goes to….Jake for ruining the season of another show “Dancing with the Stars”.
….the award for “Overall biggest cheeseball scene on the most boring season in bachelor history”, goes to….the live performance of On the Wings of Love while Jake and Vienna danced together. (I love Jeffrey Osborne, but this was just too much cheese for one night…..and I noticed Jake is not that great of a dancer so hopefully he will be off Dancing pretty quickly).
Anxiously awaiting the recap………………..so much material. 🙂
We LOVED that line!!! It almost sounds like a gymnastic move of some sort……I guess it kinda was.
Honorable Mention Quote – “Vienna makes me feel like I am the only guy here.” ummm – YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY THERE, YOU CHEESE ASS!!!
#3 Keri Or maybe a dive? A half-Messnick. I didn’t watch most of the episode, just fast-forwarded to the end (love DVR). Tenley seemed to be holding it together pretty well at the ATFR. Can’t wait for the recap!
“Vienna’s my baby.” Good thing I still had my bucket handy.
“half-Mesnick”…HA! I nearly fell out of my chair! Hare was back on his game for sure.
We began to drink every time we heard “journey”…and surprised how often it was used.
Should not have been surprised, but still could not believe the cheese factor of the live performance of On the Wings of Love, but glad to see Jeffrey Osborne still has some chops.
My first comment after the DWTS announcement was “they need to bring Tenley on there to compete against him”….mark my words people.
And finally have to say bringing Ali back as the bachelorette was the most orchestrated anti-climactic move ever. Though I’m sure I’ll get sucked in, just like I did this season.
Lincee – can not wait to read your take on the train wreck.
#1 Mo….and the award for best “Literal-Cover-Your-A**-Costume-Design” goes to the ABC editing department for those lovely purple boy shorts they put on her when she was covered in all that mud (#6 Brett, I needed my bucket for THAT scene….)
UGH! All I feel is disgust. I’m SO DISGUSTED – after all that, Jake is not only an IDIOT – he deserves Vienna. What a terrible season and ABC dares to prolong my misery by picking Jake for DWTS. Shame! I can’t wait to see Tenley on Bonnie Hunt tomm. Such a sweetheart and she handled his ultimate rejection so graciously.
GC…..you took the words right out of my mouth…he said SO many stupid things last night. I just wanted to punch him. Can he really be that stupid??? What irritated me is that he picked the girl the rest of the girls had a hard time with (ala Wes) and let Tenley go because she was too perfect…excuse me….isn’t that what frustrated him about Jillian letting him go…because she thought he was too perfect?? He did the exact same thing he got upset about Jillian doing. And to say that Vienna makes him feel like the only man in the room…I almost choked on my dinner….You ARE the only man in the room you jackass!! I just hope him and Vienna are happy together. I can’t say I see this lasting but I truly hope they make a liar out of us and they do work out.
There were so many good lines on the show last night…I am not sure Lincee has room to cover them all! I loved OHCH last night…he’s just awesome and I wish they showed more of him. I loved the half-mensik..that was classic.
Not surprised at all they are making Ali the next bachelorette…and as much as I don’t want to..I’m sure I’ll be right there watching…if only for the recaps! And Jake on DWTS…seriously?
Jake the Jerk totally dissed all self-respectin’, cajones-bearin’ Texas men by choosing a Hooters girl with a gotch-eye and horseface…don’t even begin to bless his heart!
Oh. My Awesomeness. Let me tell YOU! “Vienna’s my baby”= ick ick ick. I SOOOO agree that Tenley and Kiptyn would be so great together. Both geniunely nice people and they live in the same area if I remember correctly. Jake is SUCH a dork! And how about that proposal? Making the Sausage cry before he dropped to one knee! Guys, I am not kidding. I felt like I was watching a soap opera (and I HATE soap operas). “VIenna… (dramatic pause and bulldog wrinkle smiley face)… I LOVE YOU!” Gag. Me.
Aunt B!!!!!!!!! You are my new BFF! That is hilarious!
I had to empty my bucket 3 times last night…..and I wasn’t even drinking. ;-(( Soooo disappointing. Can’t wait for the recap.
Jake & Vienna just on Regis & Kelly……I think V has recieved some coaching and lessons on how to keep her mouth shut! She’s melba now! Talk about 2 faced…..now that the skeletons are out of the closet and she had denied them all…..she’s this inocent thing. BLECH! oh no…here I go again. get a bucket!
My favorite Bachelor drinking game, which I had to stop during Gia’s tenure, as I feared liver damage was every time one of the girls said “like”. Think about it, every other word out of their plumped up lips was “like”. also the cliche ones like journey, and amazing,
In no time vienna is going to have her ass planted on Jake’s couch, painting her toe nails, reading OK magazine, and ordering in a cluck bucket for dinner.
Jake will get the best of this, he will get all of his hot sex, and then toss her to the curb. Idiot.
Ummm…I’m with you Aunt B. I couldn’t even watch last night. My boyfriend texted me to say that “he picked the sasquatch.” I’m pretty sure I puked in my mouth a little bit. Can’t wait to see them out and about it Big D. The girls here will make her look like a vanilla wafer.
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