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Bachelorette MTA Recap: Kenny Tells All

Bachelorette Rachel Men Tell All Recap I have written dozens of Men Tell All recaps (or Women Tell All) on this website. Literally dozens. And each season, the producers follow the same old format which causes me to dread the special episode. Watch any “after show” recap and I guarantee you’ll witness the following: Our Host Chris Harrison looks goooooooood. The person sitting on the end always receives the loudest

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Bachelorette Recap: The Pain in Spain

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s dudes meet the family! Yes, this episode was crammed full of family tension, and yes the ending was annoying, but what I really want to talk about is… What was up with Rachel’s skirt? My girl bounces around downtown Dallas, talking about how she’s super pumped that not one, not two, but three suitors get to meet her fam, and all I could do was try and

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Bachelorette Recap: Love Lifts Us Up Where We Be-Gong

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s Hometown Dates I don’t know how you reacted to Rachel’s hometown dates, but I for one am thrilled that she was 4-for-4 on the Jump and Straddle(™) welcome leap. I’ve never been more proud and have never been more concerned over something that made me so proud. There were four different techniques: Dean executed a weird little skip before meeting Rachel in the middle of an abandoned

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Bachelorette Recap: Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel Episode 7 I KNEW IT! Geneva, Switzerland is the perfect place to fall in love. It’s also the perfect place to ditch a couple of superfluous bachelors, as well as almost lose a digit to frostbite. I’m getting ahead of myself. As Rachel wanders the streets of Geneva, giddy that she has access to both a waterfront and mountains, she reflects on the importance of this week’s

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Bachelor Recap: Hot Tubin’ Lovin’

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel Episode 6 Clearly our voices have been heard. Last night was the first episode in recent memory that ended with an actual rose ceremony unaccompanied by a “TO BE CONTINUED” slate. Our Host Chris Harrison must have read my recap, as well as your aggressive tweets. He probably reported back to Mike Fleiss that we were upset. Bachelor Nation is a powerful group of people. I’m proud

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