Bachelorette Rachel Premiere Recap: The art of tonsil hockey Rachel is back, y’all, and she wants you to know that she’s sassy, classy, and ready to find love wearing a brand new weave. She’s sufficient in basketball, proficient in shouting, “OBJECTION YOUR HONOR,” and so excited about being the bachelorette that she can’t help but twirl on sidewalks and beaches. Put this girl in a deep red, fluffy dress for promo
I want all y’all to know I’m here for you. I truly am. It’s been almost six months since we first met Bachelorette Rachel when ABC posted Bachelor Nick’s line-up of women. That’s when we learned an attractive lawyer named Rachel was ready to ditch the esquire in lieu of a M.R.S. degree. She wanted a guy who loves ‘90s country music and Justin Bieber. Clearly she didn’t find these
Bachelorette Rachel’s Suitors: Can you believe that we are about to launch into Season 13 of The Bachelorette? It’s hard to believe that we have cycled through that many ladies looking for love after they didn’t find it on The Bachelor. Doesn’t it seem like yesterday that Trista and Ryan were pouring blue and pink sand together in a tall jar from Pottery Barn during their live televised wedding to
Bachelorette JoJo Finale Recap: In the words of Natalie Imbruglia, JoJo is torn. She’s all out of faith. This is how she feels. She’s cold (shouldered) and she is chained, lying naked in denim panties on the floor. Home girl is all out of panic attacks. From the looks of her face during After the Final Rose, she has switched from giddy soon-to-be bride to poorly disguised defeated fiancé. Who
Bachelorette JoJo recap: Episode 8 When the annoying “TO BE CONTINUED” graphic splashed across the screen, indicating that we would not witness one of JoJo’s suitors join her panic attack, I was outraged. Of course Mike Fleiss has no problem making us wait an entire week before we learn who gets the boot stuffed with an invitation to find a hook-up in Paradise. If I were a betting woman (which
