Tag ABC Bachelor Recaps

IHGB #198: Bachelor Matt — Thank You ABC Censor Department

Well, episode 3 of The Bachelor took us to places that we didn’t really want to go to, and Some Guy in Austin and I break down some details and skip right past others.  Of the topics we do discuss, we ask the questions: What is Sarah’s deal, and is she coming back? Is Serena P. a front runner? Or is she too much of a fetus to truly appreciate

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Fifty Shades of James

Bachelor Matt James Recap | Episode 3|  For those of you who have been around this block a few hundred times, you’ll recall that the iHateGreenBeans website adopted a safe word back in 2009 that we use when things get uncomfortable on the show. We want whatever is happening to stop immediately.  That word is pineapple.  I know I shouted it at the screen no less than twenty-seven times in

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IHGB #197: Bachelor Matt — Ladies Choice

Happy New Year everyone! We discovered a lot of interesting information during episode 2 of Matt James’ season and Some Guy in Austin and I discuss it all! First, faith is important to our bachelor, and surprisingly, Mike Fleiss has yet to leave details of this reality on the cutting room floor. Why? Second, Queen Victoria and her blatant over-the-top attitude and sabotaging behavior will be the reason we all

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Bachelor Matt James Recap: White Splatter Paint Wedding

Bachelor Matt James Recap | Episode 2 | We discovered a lot of interesting information during last night’s episode of Matt James’ season. First, faith is important to our bachelor, and surprisingly, Mike Fleiss has yet to leave details of this reality on the cutting room floor. I find this interesting. Second, Queen Victoria and her blatant over-the-top attitude and sabotaging behavior will be the reason we all utilize the

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Bachelor Matt James Recap: Being Vulnerable

Bachelor Matt James Recap | Episode 1 | It’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new life for Matt James. And he’s feeling good because his journey to find love doesn’t involve a resort that might as well be located on the surface of the sun.  ABC learned its lesson and has moved the show to the Nemacolin Luxury Resort in Farmington, Pennsylvania. Instead of having free

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