Let me tell you, I had a ball watching The Bachelor last night. Or should I say I had a ball watching the same promo for ten minutes after The Bachelor was over last night. We analyzed hair texture, nail color, outfits, headboards, street scenes, sweaters, footwear, and one silhouette for longer than I thought necessary. But the best part was the moment where a brunette woman is rolling horizontal
Get ready to fiesta because we are in Chile! It appears the producers are going to tour Latin countries so Pete can continue to impress the ladies with his Spanish II knowledge of the language. Our cast of lovers and sort of likers and the one girl who is “meh” about the situation (¿como se dice “Kelley” in español?) are forced to sit at an outside cafe on the bustling
8: Number of denim panties represented in Costa Rica1: Number of roses handed out NOT at a rose ceremony22: Number of stitches in Peter the Pilot’s head SIMPLE DISCLAIMERThe following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStory happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory trainer who’s obsessed with the new Little Women movie and looks
Twelve: Number of women who shed at least one tear. Six: Number of denim panties parading down a catwalk.Two: Number of champagne setups at a cocktail partyInfinity: Number of times I got lost in Our Host Christ Harrison’s eyes Welcome to season 24 and a Bachelor Peter Recap! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on
BREAKING NEWS: Y’all, I’ve partnered with fine folks over at Last Night’s Game and we have a Bachelor bracket! Click HERE to join! It’s super easy and rose based, meaning, all you have to do each week is click on the face of the girl who will receive a rose. SO EASY! Please come join us. It’s going to be so much fun and we’ll get to be lifelong friends.
