Tag ABC Bachelorette Recaps

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Grown A$$ Man

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Week 2 | Let’s hear it for Tayshia and her ability to play the role of bachelorette with such aplomb. Her spiritual gifts are making out and supple skin. She has no problem handing out roses to the jackwagons to keep the season dramatic. And her “I want a grown a$$ man” mantra will be the new drinking game sweeping Bachelor Nation.  Amazing journeys, statement necklaces, and

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Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Take 2

Bachelorette Tayshia Week 1 | Like an oscillating fan in hell, Tayshia is a breath of fresh air. Her mere presence energizes most of the men whose names we have yet to commit to our short-term memory. Clare is off picking out china patterns. Tayshia is in and will happily sift through a few discards. One woman’s reject is another woman’s Dale 2.0.  The only awkward part about Tayshia’s entrance

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Why Am I Here?

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Week 4 | As Clare journals in her El Presidente suite, an angry mob of constants whose name is not Dale ask each other the million-dollar question: Why am I still here?  Aside from a COVID-free vacation at a fancy resort where there are dodgeball courts, cleansing rituals by the bonfire, swimming pools, and all you can eat sanitized box lunches, I’m not sure why the men

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IHGB #185: That’s a Lot of Balls

There was way too much going on in this episode. Never have I ever counted so many awkward moments that had me reaching for the couch cushion. Luckily, I have a co-host who felt just as skeevy as I did. Enjoy! EPISODE NOTES: Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare’s guys! Here’s the episode 2 recap link. (I can’t promise it won’t crash, but I do know the comments are working

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Say That You Love Me

Bachelorette Clare Recap | Episode 2 | Hello friends.  It’s taken me a while to recover from the waves of disconcerting moments from Tuesday night. I spent seventy-five-percent of my time rocking back and forth with my head tucked down into my brand new Rose Apothecary t-shirt, groaning for Our Host Chris Harrison to make it stop.  But it didn’t stop. It was an aco taco parade, full of unsettling

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