Tag ABC Bachelorette Recaps

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: X-Factor

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap | Week 3 | As the third week of Tayshia’s reign commences, the air crackles with tension. A snot-nosed newbie called Young Noah received a coveted date rose the night before and uses this endowment to demonstrate his prowess. Our Host Chris Harrison further fuels the fire by praising Young Noah in the bros’ morning meeting by publicly applauding the ankle-biter for hopping a fence to prove

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IHGB #188: Calling An Audible

EPISODE NOTES: Here’s Tayshia’s episode 2 recap link. And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Newsletter Subscription: HERE Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Grown A$$ Man

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Week 2 | Let’s hear it for Tayshia and her ability to play the role of bachelorette with such aplomb. Her spiritual gifts are making out and supple skin. She has no problem handing out roses to the jackwagons to keep the season dramatic. And her “I want a grown a$$ man” mantra will be the new drinking game sweeping Bachelor Nation.  Amazing journeys, statement necklaces, and

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Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Take 2

Bachelorette Tayshia Week 1 | Like an oscillating fan in hell, Tayshia is a breath of fresh air. Her mere presence energizes most of the men whose names we have yet to commit to our short-term memory. Clare is off picking out china patterns. Tayshia is in and will happily sift through a few discards. One woman’s reject is another woman’s Dale 2.0.  The only awkward part about Tayshia’s entrance

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Why Am I Here?

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Week 4 | As Clare journals in her El Presidente suite, an angry mob of constants whose name is not Dale ask each other the million-dollar question: Why am I still here?  Aside from a COVID-free vacation at a fancy resort where there are dodgeball courts, cleansing rituals by the bonfire, swimming pools, and all you can eat sanitized box lunches, I’m not sure why the men

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