Tag Bachelor Colton Recap

IHGB Podcast #97: Bachelor Colton Finale and Our New Bachelorette

Well, we finally reached the end of The Bachelor season. For those of you who were thinking “WHAT WAS THAT,” I feel your frustration. For others who are thinking “REJOICE! NEW TOPICS,” get ready for some fun episodes on TV, movies, and something special for the 100th episode coming up in a few weeks! But this episode is all about Colton’s journey to find someone he calls “future wife” with

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Bachelor Colton Finale: HE LIVES

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Except switch the word “best” with “boring” and you’ve got the first two hours of a two-part finale for Bachelor Colton’s season. At one point during the night, I looked away from the television and saw that only three of the eleven people in my watching party were actually paying attention to the show. Everyone else was on

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Bachelor Colton Recap: Women Tell All

I have a love/hate relationship with The Women Tell All. Primarily because there is a total of fifteen minutes of the episode that is interesting or brand new information. That’s it. The remaining portions of the two-hour long show consist of the following: thirty minutes of catty drama, thirty minutes of “Who is that again?” while pointing to women on the back row, fifteen minutes of “What is she wearing?”,

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IHGB Podcast #96: Bachelor Colton Fantasy Suites

It’s the podcast you’ve been waiting for. COLTON FINALLY JUMPS THE FENCE! Well played, ABC. You sucked me in thinking I cared more about the single bound leap, then juked me with Cassie breaking Colton’s heart into itty bitty pieces. I did not see that coming. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down for you. We discuss Cassie’s father, her lack of communication skills,

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Bachelor Colton Recap: Someone Get Chris Harrison

For the first time in the history of the franchise (except for that one time Jason Mesnick said “just kidding” and Arie said “Becca, wait, sorry, hold on, I pick Lauren) we have reached the most dramatic episode in Bachelor history. When someone who has been recapping this show as long as I have stands up twice — you know it’s life altering. My stomach was in knots for a

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