It’s hometown week for Cole’n and he is on the struggle bus. Does he pick the girl who makes him break his bread into tiny little bits? Or the one who drinks strawberry wine? How about the one who shoves him out of an airplane? Or the one whose Daddy does not give his consent? Some Guy in Austin and I answer these questions and discuss the rose ceremony that
It’s an important week and Colton knows it. He spends a little more time in the shower, soaping up his chest while contemplating how weird it is that a cameraman is peeping through the glass. A quick glance in the mirror confirms that Colton is ready. He musks up, packs a tiny overnight bag, and heads to Virginia to begin his cross-country journey to figure out which family he wants
Well, we’re at a crossroads in Colton’s journey to find love where our bachelor has reached a breaking point. Although our boy is feeling ALL the feels, the one dominating his heart right now is confusion. Who is here for the right reasons? What is the Hogwarts Express doing in Colorado? When will Caelynn let down her walls and start cursing like a sailor in front of everyone? Where is
Although there was a bit of a “same song, second verse” theme throughout last night’s episode of The Bachelor, I do feel that the producers worked hard to create significant drama leading up to hometown dates. Let’s begin with the dreaded video testimony. Bless it. Colton is back in his hometown, thankful to have culled his roster down to seven lovely ladies. It should be pointed out that our boy
I can’t believe we are already six weeks into Colton’s (or Coco if you’re from Red Oak, Texas) journey to find love. Listen, he’s on the struggle bus and I don’t blame him. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss in great detail why we think women are dropping like flies. We compare and contrast Cassie’s “after school special” date from last week to Hannah’s “Lincee is behind the couch
