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IHGB Podcast #132: Leaving on a Jet Plane

Paradise is CLOSED. And I couldn’t be happier. We survived! And I couldn’t be happier. Our Host Chris Harrison looked amazing. And I couldn’t be happier. Peter is our new Bachelor. And I couldn’t be happier. Unless it was Chris Pine. Then I would ask Peter the Pilot to fly me straight to that mansion so I could throw my hat in Chris Pine’s ring. Nothing would make me happier.

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: You Guessed It

Y’all, we made it. Some of the couples may have not survived Paradise, but we can bask in the glory that we trudged through another season of tears and debauchery and made it out relatively unscathed on the other side of the beach.  What is our reward? Why, it’s the promise of a new dawn, a new day, and a new life in the form of… Peter the Pilot.  His

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IHGB Podcast #131: Queen of His Heart

It’s the episode of episodes. Some Guy in Austin and I trudge through the final days in Paradise, discussing how Caelyn plans to survive in Dean’s van and Blake’s inability to find love on the beach, even though it was super easy at Country Cochella. We also recall THE most embarrassing rejection in Bachelor franchise history and who we think will end up with a ring on it besides Hannah. Congratulations Dylan!

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IHGB Podcast #129: He’s Back

In this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss John Paul Jones’ crying, Blake’s complaining, and Old Matt Donald’s sweating and inability to kiss a woman. And then there’s Dean. Insert eye roll HERE! We also talk about the possibility of Derek as our new franchise cover boy! Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Bachelor. Please tell me you get that reference… EPISODE NOTES Want to read

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IHGB Podcast #128: Good-Bye Dean, Hello Connor

In this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I remove the snooze fest that was The Goose and Krystal’s wedding and instead concentrate on more important things. There was a verbal argument.A Disney princess strutted her stuff.A mustache caused tears that were immediately wiped away by a boy. A very tall boy. EPISODE NOTES Want to read the full recap for episodes 7 and 8? Click the numbers! SHOW

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