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Bachelor in Paradise: Season 5, Episode 5 Krystal understands that there’s a lot of drama and a lot of musical chairs in Paradise — both literally and figuratively. And because she is a decent, non-b!tch of a person (as Bibiana so eloquently pointed out last episode), she is sweet enough to sage and smudge the ridiculousness and bad juju from the women’s hut, as well as the women themselves. And
Bachelor in Paradise Season 5, Episode 3 The main thing you should know about this Bachelor in Paradise episode is that everyone is playing musical partners. Just when you think a couple has reached the pinnacle of Jade and Tanner status, someone comes waltzing down the cobblestone steps to mix things up a bit. This allows our peninsula dwellers to “explore” and “keep an open mind” so others may inquire
Happy Wednesday everyone! It’s the episode you’ve been waiting for all week. Some Guy in Austin and I break down not one, not two but THREE Bachelor in Paradise episodes. That’s six hours of abs, crabs, glitter bombs, and a great discussion about how the Goose is a total chach. Fair warning, we recorded this in the middle of the night and I giggle when I’m tired. I also snort laugh
Bachelor in Paradise Season 5, Episode 2 Welcome to the second installment of Keeping Up with the Islanders: Tia and Colton Edition. In case you were comatose during the second episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Tia is mentally picking out her china pattern and the colors of her bridesmaid dresses (blush and bashful), while Colton doesn’t really know if he’s ready to date, let alone drop down on one knee
